Weiser

Of German origin. Most famous for the "King of Beers". Yet men of this name can usually be refered to as just "The King". Don't mess with them, they will make you cry.

"That man is certainly a Weiser, look how everybody bows to him and shudders at his power."

by KingOfBeers August 21, 2008

weisling

a tiny creature, usually found in large swarms, that lives under rugs of all colors. Usually dark colors, like burgundy. have a predilection for bright, moving colors.

Woah, did you just see that guy taken under by a swarm of Weislings?

by CuriousWillis August 9, 2010

weismullered

the act of losing one's soberness(causes may include, but are not limited to alcohol consumption and/or weed brownies)while alone in his/her room.

Dude last night Nick got weismullered as fuck.

by Mr.Puff May 18, 2011

Weissypoo

The non-family friendly of Weissykid.

Weissypoopoo

by Boris Johnson 101 April 6, 2021

weitzel

A beautiful and majestic female sex god. Like a fine wine, The Weitzel only gets better (and by better I mean hornier/sexier) with age. Though the Weitzel has slept with nearly every creature with a ding-a-ling on the planet, it is near impossible to reproduce and spawn another gorgeous W.I.L.F. It is said in legend that only one man, one big balled man, who has unthinkably godly sized balls, huge balls, Adimantium infused wreckingball size balls, dangling hairy balls, balls that probably make your balls look like chicken shit pussies, balls so ginormous they have the power to move objects, is capable of recreating the WILF. Though sir #### valiantly tried to reproduce with the “W.I.L.F,” the offspring resulted in an awkward disaster. Thus, we can only hope that the stunningly large testicled man of legend will one day meet his destiny and smash the W.I.L.F, and keep these near extinct species alive and poofing and cob-webbing (excreting a powder-like substance from one of several orifices which in it younger stages are thought to have once contained liquid, which dried and condensed into a light powdery substance, much like baby powder.)

Guy 1: WOOO I just had the kinkiest sex with the weitzel
Guy 2: so did I.
Every Guy on earth: So did we.
Every species of mammel: So did we.
Every organism on earth: So did we.
Every extra-terrestrial life form: So did we.
Every unborn fetus: So did we
Chuck norris: So did I
O.G. Mudbone: So did I, but my d was too small, that thangs stretched like a bih.

by massive ball horse dick mc.gee October 16, 2011

Danny Weiss

To frequently get stuck on walls.

I was running to my next class and danny weissed, so I was quite late.

by Go Bot January 22, 2009

Weiss

The mark. To be a Weiss is to supercede all goals and expectations. Dominates everything they do. A Weiss is typically pretty sexy

"I smashed the gym today and went full Weiss mode"

by G.bmandizzle August 6, 2019