weenerbeetle

A act of being annoying or extremely retarded, stupid, and/or mental. Also referred to as penisbeetle.

You guys are such weenerbeetles

by chachacha14141414 July 25, 2010

weener pumper

A phrase once used by my grandpa, referring to a hotdog.

Come on now, eat your weener pumper!

by ScootyPuff Jr April 16, 2005

wienersaurus

The wienersaurus is a creature from the Paleolithic era that stalks the earth in search of penis. This carnivore lurks in the grey area of the binary system (falling nine times out of ten into the zero catagory) and exploits drunken men. Quick to pounce, this cock-hungry creature is anything but shy and will stop at nothing to get what she wants; penis.
To this day, it is believed that a wienersaurus hunts by detecting the motion of fleeing victems. To evade a wienersaurus, remain motionless and mute, and sneak away at the most opportune moment.

Dude, why'd you bring Lisa? She grabbed my junk on the dance floor, tried to kiss me while she was talking to me, and keeps trying to mount me whenever I sit down. She's such a wienersaurus!
Well, I figured Jonny'd FUUUUCK 'ER!

*whisper* Shhhh! Quiet; don't move! WIENERSAURUS! Maybe it won't see us and it'll go away!

by Drew Rosenhaus October 30, 2008

weinerschmack

The act of forcefully slapping a flaccid penis until it becomes engorged with blood.

Until I reached my mid forties I didn't have a problem getting an erection with my usual wanking technique. These days I'm such a limpdick, I need to weinerschmack my cankerous old cock in order to produce an erection.

by BunSeam September 11, 2007

little weener

You have an extremely small penis.

I know this kid named Chris, but everyone calls him a scavenger and he has a little-weener.

by KMAC April 16, 2005

weenerchunk

when a guy slaps someone across the face with his cock making a distinct "SMACK" sound.

stoner 1: dude, you totally pulled a weenerchunk on that hooker earlier today.
stoner 2: pfft. she liked it.

by ginadiabolicaldelicious September 17, 2007

weener cleaner

A weener cleaner is your mouth!

I was at work and trying to call down a steak to the cook when these bitches kept talking really loud. The cook couldn't hear what I was saying. I looked over at those hookers and said, " Shut your fucking weener cleaners" and then proceeded with work.

by UFO 311 May 2, 2009