weeping boner

when a guy wakes up in the morning and has to take a piss with a boner

bro the other morning had to deal with a raging "weeping boner"

by Nrayly December 29, 2019

Weeping Vag

That one member of a group who always finds something to complain about in a situation. Whether they're at a party or a free concert they always find something about the situation to bitch about.
The Weeping Vag is that one person you always question why you're friends with them, or even invited them to hang out.

weeping vag is also known as a soggy puss

Jeff: Why'd we invite Mark to go to the concert tonight. All he's been doing is bitching about how expensive beer is and that his feet hurt.

Steve: I know he's such a weeping vag.

by David Atkins March 5, 2011

detective fat weedington

1. a snake that was named after marijuana
2. a retarded detective
3. a meme

Retard: "so here i am guys with my new character, detective fat weedington"

by shadowxxx908 May 24, 2016

Weeping for the wet whipper

One who is begging for coitus so extreme, that excitement of the male reproductive system leads to a large whipping sensation being felt in the upper extremities of the receiving sexual playground.

Geoff: check out that broad, she's looking pretty down on her luck
Stan: a bit of weeping for the wet whipper will cure her problems
Geoff: locked and loaded
(Rhonda starts to weep)

by Keithaggatefookwah October 3, 2009

weezing wilhelme

when the female swallows cum down the wrong tube and starts to weeze and cough out of controll getting the white residue all over the floor

omg this girl had a weezing wilhelme and i had to clean it up for an hour

by pimp101 March 21, 2008

Weeding Beauty

The person who falls dead asleep ( like sleeping beauty ) as soon as they get the slightest bit Stoned.

“Hey man, why are you not smoking weed tonight?”

“Na, I’m not. I’ll get really tired if I smoke weed”

“Oh ! You’re a Weeding Beauty. That’s all good”

by Ivy MacNeil May 20, 2021

Weeding

1. A gathering amongst friends/family/peers/
acquaintances to smoke marijauna.
2. A sesh

hey man, are you finna make it to the weeding?

by Hella Ripped September 30, 2007