Wazzle

Scottish slang for urination.

I'm just aff for a wazzle.

I wouldn't wazzle on him if he was on fire.

by Dotcottonlickingpissoffanettle December 27, 2011

wazzledonkey

A wazzledonkey is someone who is being an asshole; someone who is being a dick

"No one cares"
"F*ck you , you wazzledonkey"

by SuicidalMemoirs March 11, 2017

Wazzle dazzle

When you pee and do jazz hands

Have you ever been so excited to finally pee you do the wazzle dazzle ?

by Yes_sir December 29, 2020

Wazzle

explosive urinating under harsh conditions

"get me to a bathroom right now, or I'll wazzle all over this car!"

by Anayah buttchick3n March 10, 2021

flop wazzled

A word used usually in describing ones overwhelming consumption of alcohol or drugs.

I honestly have no idea what happed BC I was flop wazzled as fuck

by BTK29 October 11, 2017

Wazzle

To pull out ones penis and shake it around while yelling “WAZZLE WAZZLE WAZZLE”

Bryce pulled out his dick and wazzled for the babysitter

by Honkler honkerson December 9, 2019

Wazzle

A modern day, South East London based school word for "bundle".

Oi, Steve you smelly nonce, look over there, there's a massive wazzle going on. Let's go. WAZZLE!

by mokershipping February 12, 2010