don't be a wazzock....
by rk January 31, 2004
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It involves the use of hugely (mm) technical but completely random spoken progressions to unearth a meaning that is perhaps not consistent with common spoken English.
It also contains strong elements of sarcasm.
It is, like a bacteria, extremely contagious and always growing!
Yerp
It involves the use of hugely (mm) technical but completely random spoken progressions to unearth a meaning that is perhaps not consistent with common spoken English.
It also contains strong elements of sarcasm.
It is, like a bacteria, extremely contagious and always growing!
Yerp
Bid, Fid, Gid
Quaatalot = not a lot
terrrrrrrrible = amazing
Live, prosper, survive, strive quack = die
plenty more......mmmmmmm i reckon!
wazzuck
Quaatalot = not a lot
terrrrrrrrible = amazing
Live, prosper, survive, strive quack = die
plenty more......mmmmmmm i reckon!
wazzuck
by Will Orrock January 14, 2008
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Yet, the girl always knows this guy is lying terribly, and when he is confronted, he will get angry or sad with her, and do whatever he can to try and stay near her, even when she has blocked him.
He is a massive attention whore, and a huge Narcissist.
Care should be taken to avoid this fellow, for as unlikely as it sounds, he might stop cyber dating and meet someone for real, and kidnap them.
Yet, the girl always knows this guy is lying terribly, and when he is confronted, he will get angry or sad with her, and do whatever he can to try and stay near her, even when she has blocked him.
He is a massive attention whore, and a huge Narcissist.
Care should be taken to avoid this fellow, for as unlikely as it sounds, he might stop cyber dating and meet someone for real, and kidnap them.
Internet Wazzock: Ohh you know that quake we had in Cali? I grandfather clock fell on me, and i got glass right through my pupil and am scared to go to the doctor...
Person: Oh yeah? Like the time you said you had Cancer?
Internet Wazzock: I'm not lying *tries to back up with outlandish claims*
Person: Oh yeah? Like the time you said you had Cancer?
Internet Wazzock: I'm not lying *tries to back up with outlandish claims*
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by ronec1 May 7, 2018
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