3 definition by S_Hurty

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A cheesy and bad joke that dad's say to try and impress people.
What do you call a three-legged donkey?
A wonkey! What a dad joke.
by S_Hurty April 06, 2017

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A man who is so useless that they might as well just melt on the spot. If approached by a girl he will simply bottle it and go into panic which is a massive turn off.
Girl: Hey babe how's it going?
Guy: Errrmm I don't know sorry.
Girl: Why are you such a melt
by S_Hurty April 18, 2018

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Origin- Northern England
A mid level insult meaning that someone has been a fool.
"I walked into a glass door"
"Haha what a wazzock"
by S_Hurty April 13, 2017

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