wazzuck 

This is a cult language popular in the areas of south-east england (Essex & Suffolk).
It involves the use of hugely (mm) technical but completely random spoken progressions to unearth a meaning that is perhaps not consistent with common spoken English.
It also contains strong elements of sarcasm.
It is, like a bacteria, extremely contagious and always growing!
Yerp

Bid, Fid, Gid
Quaatalot = not a lot
terrrrrrrrible = amazing
Live, prosper, survive, strive quack = die

plenty more......mmmmmmm i reckon!

wazzuck

wazzuck by Will Orrock January 14, 2008

wazzock

origin - Northern England

An idiot or daft person

Ahh yer g'ert wazzock

wazzock by mizz spent youth February 28, 2004

Wazzock

The verb 'To Waz' in northern English dialect means to urinate.

In both West Yorkshire and East Lancashire, offal was very popular and when produced en masse the offal was cooked in linens resembling large pillows and were referred to as 'socks'. These prevented the offal from burning and being ruined when coming in to direct contact with the base or sides of its cooking vessel.

Unsurprisingly these linens absorbed the odour of the offal (which is similar to urine) and were discarded. They were colloquially referred to as 'Waz Socks'. The derogatory sense of a 'Wazzock' to this day refers to someone discarded of having any point, purpose or worth.

"Don't mind Geoffrey, He's a wazzock"

Wazzock by Worthatron April 6, 2015

wazzock

Idiot used in a fun way - I was told the word in the Mid 1960's by a man from Sheffield who claimed to have been using the word for years

Stop it You stupid Wazzock

wazzock by Bob Lawe June 17, 2008

wazzock

Mild insult, one who is foolish, one who has made an arse of themselves, one who is rather daft.

'person x is a pompous wazzock'

wazzock by Alex G March 14, 2003

Wazzock

Pat Says it

(BBC Ghosts)

You Wazzock

Wazzock by ShortGayBitch September 3, 2021