Wyoming

A place where one car on the road is a "normal day", two cars on the road is "there's some traffic out there", three cars on the road is "it's pretty busy on the road", and four cars on the road is "rush hour."

Wyoming is a state in the US.

by IwonderwhatIputhere December 12, 2008

wyomi

Is awesome to be around . Nice when she wants to be . Tends to not really date many people . Has normally brown hair and brown eyes .

Don't mess with wyomi

by zackattack14 February 7, 2015

Wyoming Weed whacker

During sex in the missionary position, the man grasps the woman (or other) by the ankles and lifts them up. Then he promptly begins to spin rapidly, using centrifugal force to keep the person up-right. This usually ends in the person that is being weed whacked in a mess of their own stomach contents.

"Oh... well uh... I knocked over these lamps while giving Marsha the, er, Wyoming Weed Whacker..."

by funky n crunky August 13, 2017

Wyoming

a made up place. if you go there you will find a massive hole in the ground

"Wyoming is a chunk error"

by Parody5Gaming November 11, 2020

Wyoming throat job

When a man sticks his dick deep into a womans throat and she uses her hand to jack off his dick in her throat

I picked up a girl from the bar last night and she gave me a Wyoming throat job. I've never came so hard in my life.

by Andronhel March 11, 2023

wyoming

The state with the lowest population. Home to towering mountains and spacious plains. Populated pre-Columbus by the Shoshone, Crow, and Lakota Indians. Currently populated with cowboys, roughneck oilfield workers, Indians, and generally nice people who love the outdoors, and hate the way the rest of America lives. 90 percent of said population could probably kick your ass in half. By the by, not a favorite place for homosexuals (remember Matt Shepard?). Yes, everyone in Wyoming has a gun, and really wants to shoot something.

"I love living in Wyoming, its so beautiful and peaceful."
"Dude, its fucking empty, no one lives there!"
"I know numb-nuts, that's what makes it nice."

by GetoutofLaramie April 20, 2007

Wyoming Werewolf

The act of dropping your pants, sticking your head between your legs, then spreading your hairy ass cheeks with both hands in order to make your bung hole howl like a werewolf.... OWWooooohhhh!!
Best executed on a unsuspecting friend at night.

Totally got Corey with the Wyoming Werewolf last night... I think he liked it.

by J D Dub September 27, 2009