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waterboard

To create the sensation of drowning by letting the water from the showerhead run down a woman's back while her partner is eating her pussy from a position seated on the shower floor.
Before the showerbang and I sat down to indulge in some fine pussy munching but the bitch waterboarded me. I 'bout drowned. I made her pay for that shit with a serious pussy pounding.
by WMPMR April 15, 2008
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waterboredom

That feeling you get when you no longer care that your country tortures people, not out of malice but just because you're tired of hearing about it.
Ah so what if they cut that guy's nipples off, I'm suffering from acute waterboredom by this point.
by mofolotopo July 2, 2008
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Serbian Waterboarding Technique

When shagging a bird in a toilet from behind, grab her hair and ram her head down the toilet. Close the lid as much as you can and pull the flush as you’re cumming.
Jessica was a nice and simple girl, until Tom performed the Serbian Waterboarding Technique on her in Weatherspoons. Now she’s a swirlie girl working the streets of Luton.
by SmegOnToast December 1, 2018
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waterboarding

Unintended suffocation while giving head -- can feel like a form of waterboarding.
My husband was pressing on my head while I was giving him head and unbeknownst to him, his cock and my spit plugged up my airway. When I stopped to catch my breath, I exclaimed, "that felt like waterboarding!"
by tightrope walker June 15, 2016
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The waterboarder

The act of a pregnant women sitting on a man's face and the man jams his tongue so far up her vagina it pierces the amniotic sac causing the water to break in his mouth.
"Oh Steve when you gave me the The Waterboarder, It was like we fell in love all over again and it was so romantic."
by Jollypirate May 28, 2014
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Waterboarding

Depending on who you ask this has 2 possible definitions:

a) Torture, horrible torture equivalent to spikes shoved up the finger nails, slowly pealing skin off of a person, or hobbling someone like that scary chick from misery.

OR

b) A silly prank the military plays on their terrorist buddies at the big fun BBQ palace known as Guantanamo Bay
Example 1:

Bush is a total doucher for using waterboarding on those poor Muslims in his silly crusade again all religions other then his own.

Example 2:

Man, the military and those terrorists look like they are having so much fun over at their party. They get to bob for apples, play pin the tale on the donkey, have a tickle contest, and enjoy some fun waterboarding.
by Grymm Deth June 16, 2009
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Waterboard

The process of baptizing terrorists with freedom.
I waterboarded the terrorist by using the process of baptizing them with freedom.
by Gingervitis79 June 5, 2018
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