Walton High School

One of the top schools in the state of Georgia both in sports and academics. It is inhabited mostly by retarded children with obscenely wealthy parents. The students usually have a sense of entitlement, and are usually stupider than the average blade of grass. The Asian (and the occasionally brilliant white) populations are the sole reason the school is ranked so highly. The school is divided up into a number of groups of people. Namely preps, jocks, emo, skater, black, wanna-be black, nerd, and all around idiots. Walton also has one of the highest drug abuse rates in the area, as nearly all non-nerds regularly smoke a whole lot of weed.

The average valedictorian at Walton will have a GPA of around 4.775, while the lower end of the class usually hits around 1.7. The School's valedictorian has been an Asian for many years.

Walton's facilities currently include 176 highly trained staff members, 32 Advanced Placement courses, four tennis courts, two gyms, a recently renovated football field (raider valley) and a baseball field (raider mountain). The school allows seniors to drive to school, though the school is known to have some of the worst parking lot traffic in the area.

Senior: I can't believe it took me an hour to get out of the parking lot yesterday!!!!

Typical student at Walton High School
Parent: I hope you enjoy school today honey. Drive safe in your brand new Bugatti Veyron.
Student: I HATE YOU! I HATE LIFE! I HATE EVERYTHING!
Parent: Okay dear, have fun.

by The white asain January 6, 2011

Turtle Warting

when someone turtle warts they become all mardy after having a really good day

we just got back from the great gig, it was 10 o' clock and david had just started turtle warting

by George Peasant May 21, 2008

emma warson

When you decide to search up some random famous chick's name that was a character in a famous book related movie called Harry Potter but you spelled her name wrong. When this happens you immediately realize that you fucked up and that you have to read this because it caught your eye.

Alright time to find this chick in the urban dictionary!*types Emma Warson*
You: ah shit...

by Urbigdickbitch January 1, 2020

Matilda Walton

Matilda Walton is very small but very loveable. She is funny and witty and kind (but not when it comes to sharing food). Blonde and small with a great figure Matilda hates sport and loves food. She has a kind heart but very mean pinches and shes one of the best friends you could ask for.

Omg is that a Matilda Walton i cant see her behind that grain of rice

by throwmeoffacliffxoxo March 10, 2021

A grant-walton

When one gets so drunk that they have to go to hospital

Oh shit, she pulled a grant-walton

by Solais February 3, 2020

Javon ,Wanna, Walton

Is an actor who stared on Euphoria as (Ashtray) and became famous ever since and everyone love him because of his bright smile and also acting.
He might seen like a bad/gangster kid in Euphoria but he is really not he is really sweet and can light up your day with him just looking at you and smiling and maybe even waving at you!

"I wish i could meet Javon ,Wanna, Walton. He seems so sweet."

by By Mimi Loves you April 9, 2022

Sleepy Waltone

The Sexual act between two men that involves one man laying on the other man's back. The man on top licks the man's asshole and sticks his curved penis in the man's mouth.

*Required* You must have a curved penis or you wont be able to reach the guy's mouth.

Guy: Hey guess what I did at the party last night!
Girl: What did you do? I hope it was exciting.
Guy: Chris took me to his bed and pulled a Sleepy Waltone on me. I had to go to the dentist the next day.

"The doctor gave Chris a check up which is specifically called a Sleepy Waltone."

by Waltonanator July 29, 2006