Warped Tour 

This phrase functions as an adjective when describing a girl who is just so fucking "Warped Tour." When a girl wears To Write Love on Her Arms tee shirts everyday and shops hardcore at Urban Outfitters, she qualifies as a "Warped Tour."

"Dude, Kerri is like so fuckin' Warped Tour..."

"What?"

"Yea dude she's like so HXC and all that shit. Look at that 'To Write Love on Her Arms' tee shirt she's rocking..."

"Ohhh."

Warped Tour by That Guy 65 February 10, 2009

Warped Tour Bodysuit 

When an individual chooses to adorn themselves with tattoos exclusively on their hands and necks, and nowhere else so that when said individual is wearing a hoodie sweater, it appears as though they are heavily tattooed.

Observer #1: "Damn, that guy wearing the tight girl pants is all tattooed up!"

Observer #2: "Naw son, I know that guy. He only has his neck and hands tattooed a.k.a Warped Tour Bodysuit."

Observer #1: "For realsies? Lame!"

Warped Tour Bodysuit by TattooedHooligan December 16, 2011

Warped Tour Trash 

A person who logs off of myspace once a year to go to the Warped Tour. Warped Tour Trash may be of any race or sexual orientation, but are usually white, metrosexual, homophobic, and borderline rascist. A self proclaimed music lover who only goes to one show a year, as they refer to it, "Warped". Before warped tour comes to town, Warped Tour Trash will invite all their myspace friends to come to "Warped" with them. At the Warped Tour itself, if there are any good bands they will ignore them and go straight to the most obnoxious band playing and proceed to sit outside of the pit and push people. After the shitty bands get done playing, they proceed to buy their entire years wardrobe from the overpriced vendore. After the Warped Tour comes to a close, Myspace Trash will write extensive bulletins on their myspace, filled with exagerations and spelling mistakes.

John: Look at that kid at the edge of the pit with a "Boys Like Girls" shirt on pushing people when they arent looking and bragging about it to the girls he met on myspace
Bob: Warped Tour Trash
John: True dat!

Warped Tour Trash by The Emissions December 4, 2007

Warped Tour 03 

A tour that is warped and has many bikini clas women, and men. I find the latter disturbing if not downright erotic. The music this year was inferior to the music last year, if you are going to warped 03, don't for it is too late.

I went to warped 03 and i wish i ate PP juice instead

Warped Tour 03 by The lord of the PP July 6, 2003

Warped Tour 2005 

This was the most iconic warped Tour that ever took place. It’s where bands like My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy played on the same stage. This was how the Peteky ship was born. Pete Wentz and his gay little ass Walked over to Mikey Way and was like “hey bro I like the skin from your shoulder to your ear it makes it all worth it.” And then Mikey was like “ya no homo tho” and Pete nodded in agreement.
Then they stood on a bridge and watched a New Mexico sunset, went to Waterparks, and gave each other high fives.

Oh they also had a little gang thing they called “the sweet little dudes”

It was also known as ‘The summer of like’ which was the original title of the Fall Out Boy song Band The Doldrums. It was originally written for one of the Shrek movies but ended up on their 2007 album Infinity On High. It’s obviously about Mikey Way himself along with like 80% of the album.

Person 1: warped tour 2005 was so funny.

Person 2: ya haha pete Wentz and Mikey way were super gay though.

Person 2: ya I agree.

Warped Tour 2005 by Dontworkhereanymore August 15, 2022

Post Warped Tour Depression.

that day, week, or month after Vans Warped Tour when you realize the best day of your summer is gone and you have to wait another year to have it again, and you feel sad because you want everyday to be Vans Warped Tour.

"Why is she crying?"
"She has Post Warped Tour Depression. "
"LOL, what's dat?"
"She realized warped is over and it won't come back till next year!"

Post Warped Tour Depression. by -l1ttl3m3rm41d July 24, 2011

warpedtourge 

sexual relations revolving around dates of the Warped Tour. refers to casual hookups while people from different cities are brought together for this whore scenefest.

bongslut: "hai i'll b@warped tmrw, txt 9105558578 if ur dwn 4 warpedtourges"

warpedtourge by Stuart DBDD July 22, 2009