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Flood Warning

What you say so people are prepared for the wave check.
Yo, if he didnt say “Flood Warning”, I woulda been drowned in the Splash Zone.
by CoqItcher January 11, 2019
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warning track

Female pubic hair. The dirt area near an outfield fence in baseball in known as a "warning track", because when the fielder feels it under his feet, he knows that he is approaching the fence. Female pubic hair serves a similar purpose to a mans hand, mouth etc.
"Once Arnold felt Aileen's warning track, he knew that fun time was about to be over".
by Penthouse Pauper June 19, 2010
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2 minute warning

The feeling or sound that your gastrointestinal tract makes just prior to having a urgent bowl movement.
Oh Crap! I'm 5 minutes from work and I just got the 2 minute warning. I don't want to drop deuce on the roadside.
by Orotfotze Fred Dryer October 12, 2010
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56k Warning

A "56k Warning" is a nice way of telling someone they might stand a chance of a black hole opening up inside of their home if they use dialup and try to access a site bogged down with images or videos.

Basically if you're in that 16% of people who use dialup, you need to watch out for these.
DSL / Cable: HAHAHA! These videos have such a high comedic value. I'm going to post them.

Dialup: Hey! Videos with comedic values?! I want to see! *Clicks*

Dialup: Oh noes! I ignored the 56k warning CLEARLY posted!

*Black hole opens up and sucks out the persons living room*

DSL / Cable: lol?
by Da Milkman May 24, 2009
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Warning Shot

The fart that comes before a big turd.
Robert: Wow, somebody just shit their pants.

Chris: No that was just a WARNING SHOT!
by Mista Nathan January 12, 2012
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warning label

The existence of warning labels is proof that Darwin was right, this sticky piece of paper keeps Americans from going extinct.

(Since most ACME props lack warning labels, the coyote has a pretty rough time.)
Warning label found on rat poison:
"Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice."

And another warning label on the rear-view mirror of a car:
"CAREFULL - Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you."
by WnB May 20, 2007
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Fates Warning

Fates Warning was founded as a heavy metal band, but after a few albums, their progressive rock tendencies started to emerge. Based in Connecticut, USA, the band's current lineup consists of Jim Matheos (Guitar), Ray Alder (Vocals) Joey Vera (Bass), and Mark Zonder (Drums).

Their first three albums are best known for lead singer John Arch's unusual vocal approach, and the lyrics deal mainly with fantasy themes. John Arch left after the third album and a new vocalist Ray Alder joined the band. Thereafter the lyrics took a more introspective turn. Their later works (post 1989) go more in a progressive rock direction.

While retaining elements of their metal heritage, Fates Warning grew increasingly complex, with much longer tracks and interesting interwoven melodic elements added after they developed a progressive edge. They merged their love of Yes and Rush, by combining elements of pure metal, classically inspired crescendos and interludes with jazz fusion like chops. Fates Warning has been largely responsible for the infusion of progressive thinking into heavy metal music, despite never attaining mainstream appeal, but a loyal following amongst prog fans.

Fates Warning now has 12 studio albums to their name, namely:
Night on Brocken (1984)
The Spectre Within (1985)
Awaken the Guardian (1986)
No Exit (1988)
Perfect Symmetry (1989)
Parallels (1991)
Inside Out (1994)
Chasing Time (compilation) (1995)
A Pleasant Shade of Gray (1997)
Still Life (live) (1998)
Disconnected (2000)
FWX (2004)
If you like Queensrÿche, Yes, Dream Theater, Symphony X, Rush, or King Crimson, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANY FATES WARNING YET?!
by Lal October 12, 2005
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