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"love juice", semen, sperm, cum; all of these on a surface causing a stain.

Usually used for an insult to someone annoying.
Shut up you fucking wankstain!
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A wankstain is a person who was formed when his father came on the matress after knocking one out and whos mother just happened to roll over.
A stain on the matress of society
You're such a fucking wankstain
by James Dryden June 10, 2007
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1 little stain resulted from WANK, may be found on the inside of jock's.

2 an idiot
geez lynton's such a freaking wankstain,
or- shit, is that a wankstain on the crutch of his pants??? ewww
by sarah kennedy May 5, 2004
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A girl's vagina
That girl's workstation is pretty dirty, might wanna stay away from that for a while
by Daysend February 11, 2010
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Wankstibation noun
The Wankstibation is a monotheistic religion, inculding solo, mutual and BDSM branches; founded on the teachings of the messiahs 'Alex Haribo' and Master 'M.C. Koi', is the belive that Megan Fox is the supreme, omnipotent,

omni-erotic deity. The religion involves the practice of masterbation as the primary mean of worship. The religion promotes being in touch with ones animal instincts and to satisfy basic sexual urges. To belong to the religion makes you a Wanksibator. Wankstabators rely on, including but not limited to: Pornography, Hentai and Atreyu for guidance in day to day life. religious holidays include: Masturbate-a-thon and wank week and Masturbate (Month May) the religion may be based on tantric sex.

There are several branches of Wankstibation all united under Megan Fox.
Megan Fox is a force of tremdous good, however like most religion there is an evil that comes in the form of the Anti-Wankster - Justin Beiber. Some believe him to be the devil himself, others belive he is just a squeaky voiced teen.
1. The Wankstibation religion including all of the Branches.
2. Wankstibators' belief.
3. The state of being a Wankstibator.
4. a Religion founded on the teachings of the messiahs 'Alex Haribo' and Master 'M.C. Koi'

Examples
Tim: you going to the pub later?
Wanksibator: Nah I have praying to be doing.

Tim: See you in work next week.
Wanksibator: I'm not in next week, it's Wank week.

A Wanksibators religion involves worshipping Megan Fox and accepting inner animal instincts.
by 95SH June 10, 2010
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WankStain

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Someone who is a complete utter idiot
"Steve your a fucking wankstain"
by memequeennumberone July 10, 2017
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Wankstain, a person who is so fucking stupid and contributes absolutely nothing to anyone's life.
Person 1 " shit he is useless."

Person 2 "yes he is a Wankstain on the bedsheets of life"
by Trickfatigue October 21, 2017
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