Wang-Chung Ratio

A mathematical relationship between the potential amounts of pleasure versus competition in any given point in space-time, as denoted by the ratio of male participants to female participants, or more precisely, penises (wangs) to vaginas (chungs). The lower the wang-chung ratio the higher probability that a given social event will be successful.

Jim: Dude, let's go on chatroulette and talk to some hot girls.
Bob: No way, the wang-chung ratio on chatroulette is like 10,000 to 1.

by Cuntsquid June 5, 2010

chung wang

The act of chunging wang or oral sex.

Everybody chung wang tonight.

by Chang-a-lang January 22, 2006

Wang chung

When you spit a piece of ice out of your mouth and it winds up in your dogs anus.

While at the party I laughed so hard that I wang Chunged after hearing a joke while having ice tea.

by Deadman inc. October 17, 2020

wanging the chung

Means to have sex or hook up. In reference to the 1980's band wang chung and their song. "everybody have fun tonight".

Janet and James are in the bedroom right now, I'm sure they're wanging the chung , they may be a while

by Becca Licious January 16, 2011

Where the Wang Chung is

Ain’t nobody got a clue 💀

Reporter: “Sir. Can you tell me where the Wang Chung is?”
Guy: “Nah nigga I ain’t got a single clue 💀”

by Burger King Moose Ankles November 29, 2022

Wang chung

A 1980's British New Wave band fronted by jack hues.also with Darren costin and Nick feldman. Prior to wang chung hues was in a band called "57 men". Although the origins of the bands name is in dispute

2 of the most prevalent theories are: 1 wang chung is the sound a guitar makes and 2 Wang Chung means "yellow chime" in chinese. Probably the most recognizable song of theirs is "dancehall days". Wang Chung also did the soundtrack for William h friedkin s movie "to live and die in la" they are still touring small venues to this day.

When I was in 'vegas I caught Wang Chung s free Monday night concert at the Fremont street experience.

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021

Wang Chung

Newest internet challenge where naked men run through town, trying to hit, or Chung, people with their penis, or Wang.

Mark: everyone get naked, time to Wang Chung tonight

Billy: Our video is sure to go viral.
Joe: What'd you do?
Jim: A bunch of us decided to Wang Chung thru town.
Bob: What's Wang Chung?
Larry: That’s where you get naked and run through town trying to hit someone with your wang.

Anyone want to Wang Chung tonight?

No way, it's too cold.

by Lostboy813 September 16, 2022