roasted walnuts

The act of lowering yourself onto your knees over a lit candle so the flame is essentially roasting your nuts while you beg for mercy as you kiss your sexy gals ass and/or eat her pussy out from behind and she slowly pushes down on your hard cock to bring your nuts closer to the flame until they either catch fire or she orgasms, whichever comes first...and if they end up on fire you'd better do a real good job of kissing her ass til she comes if you don't want them burnt off. A very sexy way to show you are hot for her.

I let her give me roasted walnuts last night and ended up with black balls before she came...but the kisses she gave them to make it better was worth it. (and yes, she did end up setting them on fire, but only because her orgasm in my face was so intense that she ended up tightly grabbing my cock and pushing down on it...making me end up comming sperm that was smouldering as I happily suffered for being that hot for her! Ouch, can I have some more please?)!

by Rychard Head August 1, 2008

Walnutsak

when somebody has a lot of openis and they shrek your ballsack until you have one nut, they walnutsaked you.

AHHH SHIT, DON'T FUCKING WALNUTSAK ME YOU CUNT

by F3se5 June 27, 2018

Wizzy Walnuts

Fake edition of 'Wizzy Peanuts'

Thas so wizzy pea- wizzy walnuts.... foo.

by Sazzanmand May 2, 2006

Glazed Walnuts

A sex term referring to when a large group of males - humans or otherwise - ejaculate into the mouth of an individual (always human). One male then dips his testicles into the foaming mouth of the recipient, creating the glazed walnuts.

Dude 1: "Broh, last night was wild - I got glazed walnuts! Me and Jonny and Johnny and John all came in Karen's mouth."
Dude 2: "Brah, that's disgusting...you have to get glazed walnuts from a human! Karen is a bonobo, remember?"

by Whiteguys January 2, 2015

flaming walnuts

When you fuck on a wall fast enough your nuts light on fire

I fucked her so hard we were doing flaming walnuts

by Alfirmio February 9, 2018

The Walnuts

A group that is on Tik Tok. A cult that will take over.

The Walnuts will rise!

by Wally The Wallnut May 14, 2020

Soggy Walnuts

When a man's testicles get wet from using the toilet for a bowel movement. Either from water being backed up too high, or a small toilet was used. More commonly the testicles could be too big or hang into the water.

"That old man's balls hang down so low he must get soggy walnuts when he shits"

by Captain Manary September 6, 2020