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Wallcow

The Wallcow was found during the early ages of the clockspider chronicles, it was thought to be able to stop the Clockspider with its convulted roses surgically fused to its head by none other than the mighty limecat with his high alchemy spell from runescape. Shortly after being given his mighty convulted roses by Limecat, the Limecat offered his own lime body as a live sacrifice to provide nutriuence to produce the Jupiter sized king of cheese. Over the years the Wallcow ate the Limecat in the Dragonball Z time chamber to save time, he at so slow it was as if he was eating the grass off his mothers grape field. He produced the cheese by learning yoga, milking him self with his hoves into his mouth and then stirring it with his tongue. The process is not to be reconed with, it is beyond Pa1ny the indian fruit salesmans power. The Clock Spider unfortuantly dropped his mighty pasty while the Wallcow made the heavy hurricane like vibrations from the swirling tongue, the Clockspider is not impressed, he now can not make his web behind the relative's clock. Have mercy on the the mortals souls because the Clockspider does not take a dropped pastie in a light manor.
Wallcow is great.
by Seagullking April 21, 2009
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Waloo

1. The predecessor of the Otter Dance.
2. An expression of joyful emotions.
3. The native sound of the Sobel habitat.
"Well I say governor, WALOO!!!"
by gamerdank420 October 30, 2008
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Wallognaise

To eat bolognaise with waffles instead of spaghetti
Tonight im going home to eat some tasty wallognaise
by Ramshack February 3, 2010
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walloper

Derived from the word wallop, which is onomatopoeia (a sound word) for an impact of some sort, it is a Scottish slang term for a penis, usually a large penis.

It is also used to refer to unpleasant people, much like dick, cock, prick and knob would be used in conversation.
"Jesus Christ, did ye see the size of that walloper he had on him?"

or

"He's a bleedin' walloper, and that's all there is to it!'
by Kraigy January 19, 2007
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meaty wallop

A cross between a dickslap and a teabag, the victim is 'walloped' across the face with both cock and balls.
Liam was falling asleep so Miles gave him a meaty wallop.
by Jabba the Putt January 6, 2008
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wallwork

Being cockslapped by your horny 50 year old dad while tied up to the toilet.
Help me I've been Wallworked. Or... I've been given the Wallwork
by Cumbuster April 28, 2017
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Walgoose

A bicycle sold by Wal*Mart under the brand name Mongoose.
My walgoose bicycle is junk. My walgoose bicycle broke. My walgoose bicycle was very low cost.
by paulosaurus April 23, 2013
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