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workaholic slackers

An individual who is a workaholic when they decide to do work but a slacker the rest of the time. Such individuals cannot just work a moderate pace because their workaholic instincts would kick in and result in them becoming actual workaholics. Workaholic slackers usually turn to xbox and beer to prevent themselves from working
Kantaloupe and Slammy are such workaholic slackers in law school. They downed a case of beer just to keep themselves from doing more law review assignments
by overworkedlawstudent January 13, 2014
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wankaholic

A person, usually an American but can be any nationality aside from British, who is addicted to using British terms, phrases, and idioms. In addition, the wankaholic often misuses the British expressions he believes he is using correctly. The term is a combination of the words, "wanker," a derogatory British expression, and "alcoholic," a person who is addicted to alcohol.
American: That movie was bloody good!
Brit: "Bloody good?" What are you, a wankaholic?

Brit #1: My American friend Milo is a real wankaholic.
Brit #2: What makes you say that?
Brit #1: Every time he sees someone he doesn't like, he calls them a "wanker."
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Wankoholic

(1.) Can be Used to define someone who masturbate's too much.

(2.) It can be used as an insult to a guy who always is trying to peek under girls skirts to save pussy to the Wankbank.
1. You see noah in the back of the classroom beating off? I think hes a wankoholic!
2. Ugh do you see that one bald kid always tripping behind girls? Hes a wankoholic for sure.
by WanksytheWanker October 2, 2016
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waxaholic

One who is obsessed with cleaning out the ears until they can finally get a tasty result of dislodging a large chunk of earwax and staring at it for a minute or two.
Husband: Honey, I think I need to use the earwax softener again. I only got a little chunk earlier out today.
Wife: You've become such a waxaholic. If you get some more out I want to see it.
by blackcat65 February 18, 2017
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wokaholic

Chinese guy who typically works in his own Chinese food business 18 hours a day, 6 (or 7) days a week.
Gee, that Farty Dragon takeaway is always open, and it is always the same guy there, doing both kitchen and counter all day, all days, all by himself. He is a wokaholic!
by viscaelpaviscaelvi January 14, 2020
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Workaholics

OMG another Stray Kids comeback in January they are such workaholics
by chileanywaysooo November 28, 2020
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Workaholics

OMG another Stray Kids Comeback in January. They are such Workaholics
by chileanywaysooo November 28, 2020
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