douche-wagger

What you call someone when the person is completely talking out their ass.

*Jeb- Neil, you're a total douche-wagger. You have no idea what your talking about!

*Neil- **cries**

by H.W January 25, 2009

tally wagger

Penis, Dick, Cock, Slong, Wong, Wang

suck off my tally wagger

by Info June 8, 2003

wienie wagger

A male exhibitionist, flasher.

Darryl commiserated on the hard and difficult life of a wienie wagger...just last night he went into a bar called the "Queen Bee" and flashed his johnson with tragic and traumatic results...how could he have known it was a rough trade gay bar?

by harry flashman August 12, 2003

pussy wagger

A person who fails more often then succeeding.

After getting blocked for the 5th time in basketball, Tyrone was deemed a pussy Wagger by his fellow players.

by Jumbo Tron August 1, 2014

Gally-wagger

A stupid person, derived from a nickname for a scarecrow in the west country UK.

Rachael fell over nothing yesterday, she's a gally-wagger.

by trustmeimlying April 14, 2017

Snagger Wagger

A broken yersidus that has been transformed into a backpack used to store popersnougers.

"That right there is a Snagger Wagger"

by yersidusmaker12345 June 20, 2023

wigger wagger

A person who employs monetary arguments or issues to try to convince a person to make a decision different from the initial one, especially when the initial choice may be more beneficial(notwithstanding its monetary issues).

Ex:He said that she should purchase the more skimpy purse since it was more expensive and thus of higher quality. However, it would be a bad choice in the sense that the purse is skimpy or not very strong. She called him a wigger wagger since the more expensive purse ripped the next day.

by bearhat May 18, 2009