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Bush Wacking

A very outdoorsy person, who spends most of his time out on nature walks, but then experiences a sudden burst of hornyness, so then resorts to finding the nearest bush and masturbating in it. Bush wackers generally use the closest and largest leaf to emit, or wipe up, any unwanted man goop.
Jamal: "hey Sampson! we've been hiking for hours, i say we take a break to session up some bush wacking."
Sampson: "yea dawg, im down ive a had side pipe for hours."
Jamal: "i dunno about you but ive been eyeing up that crevice in that mossy piece of bark over there"
by jolust June 11, 2006
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willy wacking

When two men sword fight with their penis.
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Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location
I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned
by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005
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wackling

I was at my friends house and all the sudden his freckle starting wackling his turtle
by TimmyCat July 9, 2012
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Wacking daisies

My brother was wacking daisies for thirty minutes until he jizzed everywhere.
by Michael Johnson Junior December 29, 2008
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Weed-Wacking

When a male continuously waves his penis over and through a female's bushy pubic hair.
Ian: My girl hasnt shaved in weeks, and she wonders why we dont have sex.

Kyle:Try weed-wacking, she might think its hot.
by srg_turtle June 8, 2009
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weed wacking

Action that is requested by one's marital partner, or close friend, to carry out; this action is revolting because it involves the visual exposure, and handling, of one's extremely hairy bodily parts; this action is usually performed to relieve one's self of heat exhaustion from having a tremendous amount of hair.
In order to be able to fit into his tuxedo, libraty had invited his wife to a morning of weed wacking his back.
by The Angry Azian May 22, 2009
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