vonsamuel

A type of person who is wayyy too interested in politics.

A: So as I was saying Trump is way better than Bid-
B: Please stop being a vonsamuel.

by GoldenNinja2939 November 6, 2021

vonson

a vonson is someone who is very handsome and very sexy

he is such a vonson guy.

by noosnov November 21, 2021

vonstein

A family that’s kicks so much ass your rectum bleeds

Bro did you see that fight there definitely a Vonstein

by Beenis June 20, 2022

Vonstrophegeus

When a person is Dutch person devours copious amounts of cheese when they're lactose n tolerant

She's Vonstrophegeus! She'll be on the toilet all week after that!

by GronkTheThird June 22, 2022

Vonskiib

Vonskii is One of the coolest person alive he’s joyful, playful, n everybody know not to fuck with he because shit can get ugly but he also ebk so can’t trust him 😂💯

Vonskiib the goat

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Vonschk

An autistic person who thought it would be a good idea to tell her sociopathic friend on a bus full of people how she shit herself in her own bed.

My little cousin shat herself yesterday.

This is so vonschk!

by Яlovesfemboyzz December 2, 2023

vonshmigendorf

Typically a woman of Caucasian decent named Valerea; a Russian spy or assasin

Is the the Vonshmigendorf that that was sent here by the kremlin?

by Gugenheim IV March 21, 2024