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VoCel

Voluntarily celibate . Voluntarily deciding to follow the rules of celibacy. See also Abstinence, lack if involvement in physical intimacy with or without being in a relationship with them.
When I was younger there was a discussion on abstinence and keeping your virginity till I get married, I did and after I tried it I didn’t want to experience that again so I guess I would consider myself a VoCel.

As I grew up my body didn’t and it was difficult being so small, people would try to be sexually involved with me except I couldn’t handle it so I decided to not be in relationships by being voluntarily celibate.

Years ago I realized that I don’t like people, I don’t see any person as attractive so I refuse to get intimate with anyone so I am a voluntary celibate. #VoCel
by shatterddreams June 6, 2018
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buy a fucking vowel

Phrase borrowed (more or less) from TV's "Wheel of Fortune", indicating disrespect for someone's mental abilities. Since generally the contestants on Wheel aren't exactly Einstein, telling someone to buy a fucking vowel is about equivalent to "Get a clue, moron!"
You think the War on Drugs is working? Buy a fucking vowel!

President Bush wants to help the middle class, eh? Maybe he should buy a fucking vowel with his family fortune.
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
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vögeln

Jens, lass uns vögeln.
Jens (German male name) let's fuck.
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buy-a-vowel drunk

So drunk that speech is slurred and words are mispronounced, with vowel sounds often being omitted.

First published by sporswriter Rick Reilly.
I went to the Bears game this weekend wearing my cheesehead, and the fans there were buy-a-vowel drunk. I couldn't even comprehend their pathetic excuses for insults.
by Toadaron December 4, 2010
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buy a vowel

This means that you don't exactly understand what someone is saying, and you'd like them to elaborate
PERSON A: "I have a friend who has a friend who's friend has a friend that has a friend that knows somebody who knows a guy who knows a girl who's girlfriend has a boyfriend who went to a really bad doctor who's doctor's doctor's doctor's doctor ate a BigMac and flatulated on top of his flatulence until he fainted"
PERSON B: "Can I buy a vowel?"
by thebug April 9, 2008
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Vagelis

The greatest Greek cumposer that ever lived.
His music was arousing, with new age, jizz, erectronic, opera, classical, and folk.
He was best known for the score of the porno Chariots of Fire.
by gregben August 27, 2022
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Vomelette

When feeling ill and preparing breakfast, usually after a night of heavy drinking, one vomits into the pan in which they are cooking. Thus, a vomelette is created.
Note: Eggs do not necessarily have to be the food being prepared.
Joe: Dude, I was so hungover from last night, that I made a vomelette this morning.

Frank: Oh god! What did you do with it?

Joe: Well, I still ate it. Eggs are expensive.
by Squint75 July 5, 2010
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