Marco's Virginity

Does not exist. Marco lost it under a table inside a middle school where no one has found it. People say if you go under the exact table and yell pussy then his virginity will appear right in front of your eyes.

Marco's Virginity is a legend.

by Spicy_Ness January 23, 2017

Aksel takes Jennifers virginity kink

Des has it for some reason and finds it "hot"

-Jen

Des has an Aksel takes Jennifers virginity kink and he finds it hot and cute

by JenniferHatesPeople June 17, 2019

Virginia

Virginia, where the weather is made up and seasons don't matter.

February 2010: Virginia gets about 2 feet of snow in a matter of a day and a half. The next day, kids were outside playing in the snow in t-shirts because it was 70+ degrees Fahrenheit outside.

by imconfused November 5, 2012

butt virginity

Not having anal sex yet.

I lost my butt virginity to my Pink dildo.

by ThisisPaul May 27, 2016

virginia hammock

When you are lying on a hammock receiving a succulent BJ and discover that your wife of 10 years is actually your fraternal twin.

I knew I was in a Virginia hammock when my wife started talking about her parents and they were also my parents.

by Blue Balls Battalion June 9, 2014

Virginia Beechnut

When you notice a dingle berry while bending you're girl over, and, you pick it off and shove it in her lip like tobacco.

My girlfriend wanted to have sex after she took a dump, so I gave her a Virginia Beechnut.

by Slingblade Wilson February 7, 2018

touch virginity

The blessing of having not touched the opposite gender romantically in your entire life. For example; hand holding, caressing, and god forbid sex.

Terms and Conditions.
1. Family members (up to cousins) do not count.
2. Homies do not count.
3. If one is involuntarily touched by another person and that person showed affection that constitutes as rape and therefore it does not count and you keep your touch virginity.
4. If you touch-rape someone you lose your touch virginity, but not the person you touched.
5. If you are sus (gay) if you touch the gender you are attracted to, you lose your touch virginity.
6. Having your touch virginity is the most honorable status known to man

Bob: Bro, I lost my touch virginity last night to a keymale!
Joe: Disgusting.

by TouchVirgin January 27, 2020