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Vince

The type of guy that has his tits sagging more than a potato sack and he also looks like dora the explorers cousin, DIEGO
He also gets more head than a prostitute.
Damn, Vince, you sag more the Big Show
That Vince guy is really showing off, THE SAG
by Your Mom's middle HOLE December 21, 2019
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Vince

A guy who looks very cute with any types of glasses. Loves to draw and is very good at math.
hey look it's Vince!
yeah what a cutie, i like his glasses so much
by Neear February 19, 2015
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Vince

A weird guy who is at least two hundred pounds overweight, but insists on accentuating his flab. Vince's believe in wearing large amounts of Axe Cologne, because as any and every Vince will say, "It attracts the women, you know?"

If you meet a Vince, do not stick around for long. They attempt to be cool, player-types but instead, they fail miserably. All Vince's also like to brag about their conquests with women. However, in reality they are simply making all of it up in order to make themselves feel better.

A Vince will often sag his pants in order to seem attractive to the females but of course, this does not work out because every time a Vince will bend over, you will see much more than you ever wanted to see.
Vince: "Women only want me for pleasure."

Girl: "Shut the hell up fatass!"
by jamminbjayleee July 17, 2010
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Vince

A handsome guy with prominent facial features.
Wassup Vince, looking as good as usual.
by handsomecheena7inch June 20, 2019
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Vince

A simp-ass white boy. Cute, when the bruises from his girlfriend don't show. Can often be found asking his mom what bestiality is and if he can adopt one.

Sweaty at Fortnite, especially with his squeaker boyfriend
Vince, what's 8 x 8?
Hurry, grab the condoms vince, big lex is coming!
Lets touch tips vince!
Mom, go away! I'm playing Fortnite
by nopalitopito May 25, 2020
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Vince

A person who sucks at Apex Legends. It can be used as an insult or to humble yourself.
Dude, how did you not get that shot!? You're such a Vince!

I'll have to warn you guys, i'm a Vince at this game
by Dibdibs April 30, 2019
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Vince

1.(adj) Vince is a term used to describe someone who is straight, but acts gay in a joking or accidental manner.
"Hey, you guys wanna go to the ashlee simpson concert with me?"
"Fuck that, thats so vince"
by little ben July 28, 2008
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