vigolate

The action of repeatedly telling crazy stories, either true or inspired, that result in friends laughing their arses off to the point of having tears rolling down their faces and struggling to breathe.

After struggling to breath between laughing during an ongoing story of why there are no velociraptors in Greece, it could not be denied everyone at the bar had been vigolated.

by Bigfoot's Sidekick September 19, 2019

Public Proximity Violation

When in a public place with plenty of open seats, a person chooses to sit right next to you for no viable reason.

I usually go to the library early Wednesday mornings since no one is there. Today, it was empty as usual but some creep committed a major public proximity violation and sat RIGHT NEXT to me at the huge table in the law area!

by Nuxodom December 13, 2009

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')

Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"

by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021

Viola King

Viola King. The only orchestra player in the world who can best Ling Ling. Plays Viola, and practiced 80 hours a day.

“Why can’t you be more like Viola King, he practices 80 hours a day”

by Viola King March 8, 2020

Violandro

The setting of where everything in your mind takes place. This includes dreams, nightmares, and reality. With everything together, it functions as a big "community".

It could also be considered a series of multiple dreams that share common interests between yourself or your friends.

"Remember that dream i was telling you about the bank robbery? Well in my violandro, a few more robberies happened down the road from the first!"

"I was totally violandroied last night because i thought i was Peter Petrelli from Heroes in my dream!"

"Seeing that ice cream store several times has caused it to pop into my violandro as my primary ice cream store."

by Seymour Balls September 26, 2008

viola

One of the five major stringed instruments. Tuned in a middle register, exactly an octave higher than the cello. Music written primarily in alto clef, occasionally treble. The brunt of many, many jokes.

What do you do with a dead viola player? Move him back a desk.

But why are viola jokes so short? So violin players can understand them.

by Julia Anne December 28, 2005

Violation of Team Rules

A common phrase used by many NCAA Football and basketball coaches that almost always means "smoking marijuana". Since the NCAA doesn't regulate controlled substance use for fear of losing half their great athletes, they allow the individual schools to regulate how much marijuana their athletes smoke. If an individual athlete smokes so much weed that he/she is dumb enough to get caught red-handed smoking or selling, that athlete is suspended for a game in his/her respected sport (Unless Lane Kiffin is the coach in which case it is a mere half game).

Mark: Yo Weezy, I just gotz me some of the best herb, you wanna go VTR with me?

Weezy: Oh hellz yeayuh. Lets be in Violation of Team Rules!!! (pulls out a bong)

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by ttothej101 March 9, 2010