Bob Velseb

A character from Spooky Month that is a cannibal murderer.

Man I really love Bob Velseb!

by DoughnutJr November 13, 2022

veloscillator

Combination of velocity and oscillator. Used to describe a driver on the same road as you, usually a lonely highway. You're traveling at a constant rate of speed, but that other jerk will go a little faster than you, pass you, and you'll be rid of him...but then he decides he's going too fast and lets off on his gas...then his car slowly makes his way back to you, and you pass him...then he speeds up and passes you...and then slows down....and over and over again. Usually ends up with you flooring your accelerator and putting so much distance between you that he can never catch up. Usually an old person, or someone from up north whose mind doesn't work quite right.

Me, to wife: What the hell is that guy doing?
Wife: Who?
Me: That douche right there. I passed his slow ass two miles back and he's crept up on me...now he's passing me. Why does he keep changing speeds? He's a veloscillator!
Wife: Don't let it eat you up inside. Put some love in your heart.
Me: NOW what is he doing? He's slowed down and I have to look at his dumb face again!
Wife: Well, he's behind you now. You sure are handsome.
Me: Look at him! Now he's passing me! Is he in love with me? Is my profile that awesome??!?!
Wife: Well, actually it is. He might have a crush on you.
Me: LOOK AT THIS GUY! Now I've passed him....I'm so sick of this shit! VRRROOOOOMMM.....let's see this asshole catch me now!

by Greyborzoi July 31, 2009

velisha

Aaid back woman that helps anyone to extreme but expects loyalty back. Very sexual active and lives to cuddle...

Velisha is one bad woman.

by Hot mama with action December 16, 2016

RESPECT THE VETS

Used by the Robloxian Youtuber named Flamingo. I swear to god if you don't respect the vets I will doxx your IP and kill you.

RESPECT THE VETS
I respect the vets
BOUTTA GIVE A HOWDY CLEETUS AND RESPECT THE VETERANS

by gdaymladyepic January 12, 2021

verts

A term popular in miami used when refering to a convertible

That boy dropped the top on that vert

by MiC check September 8, 2005

velusip

The act of taking a drink from a beverage made mostly of purple fur.

I went down and took a velusip.

by velusip December 9, 2004

Velthuis

Name of a famous family from Holland, in the Netherlands ''Velthuis'' is also used as a word to define people as rich or royalty.

Hey dude, you're looking like a Velthuis today!

by firequest9 May 27, 2011