vendetta

to have revenge, in italian

"we'll have our vendetta, soon"

by remy July 10, 2004

Vertical video syndrome

An affliction of those that record video using an upright mobile phone - as if taking a portrait photograph. My left eye is not in the centre of my forehead, my right eye is not on the tip of my nose.

This evening, I will rotate my TV by 90 degrees to enjoy the YouTube spectacle of Jimmy Somerville spontaneously joining a busker who happened to be singing Hometown Boy recorded by someone with vertical video syndrome.

by PedantPedantPedant November 6, 2013

Nellie Veitenheimer

A beautiful girl who is the daughter of the musical god, Apollo. She has dark hair, dark eyes and is the sweetest person you will ever know to exist. She was a competitor on the show The Glee Project in the summer of 2012. Since then, the world has been introduced to the amazingness that is Nellie Veitenheimer. Although she is rather tiny in size, she can sing bigger than everything. Even that creepy neighbor who eats too much down the street. She can sing bigger than elephants. Nellie Veitenheimer is a Ship Queen, and is often put into relationships by her fans with everything; including her cat, a jar of Nutella, her two best friends Blake Jenner and Michael Weisman, and you will probably end up wanting to date her as well. Even if you are a straight girl or gay man, you will find yourself in love. She is a skilled photographer and an amazing songwriter and writer in general. She owns a Tumblr in which she connects with her fans. She also is very weird, but you will also love that. She is the reason why most people hate Ryan Murphy, and why people are cutting their hair now. She has numerous videos on YouTube, showcasing her unique talent. Unlike most girls, Nellie's voice has an unforgettable rasp and jazz-esque feel to it.

Nellie Veitenheimer, in short, is perfection.

Nellie Veitenheimer's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

by quinnyquin January 20, 2013

I have to return some video tapes

A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis

"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."

by mrRected April 16, 2010

Psychological Video

The opposite of a realistic ghost video.

Popular in the early 2000s, they usually contained more obvious editing and special effects than regular Ghost videos, which were supposed to be taken seriously.

Guy #1: Omg this video is so creepy, I would've moved out of that house if I were them!

Guy #2: That's not a ghost, it just a Psychological Video.
Guy #1: Well then nice editing. I guess I'm gonna have nightmares now.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 July 7, 2020

Video Game Depression

A state that occurs when an average video gamer becomes less fond of his current games. In most cases the average gamer starts playing less and is less interested in video games. The only known relief is the purchase of a new game.

1 Hey, Bud you haven't been on in a long time.

2 Yeah all my games appear to be boring and useless.

1 Oh No, your in a video game depression!

by ROFL A11 March 5, 2010

Video Games Cause Violence

A scapegoat mantra chanted by ultra-conservatives and the news media whenever a violent incident occurs in the United States
Just one of many forms of Americans shrugging off accountability.

Damn dude, did you see the news? Kyle got arrested for beating up an old woman at the Waffle House. His alcoholic mom just got interviewed by the local news. She was blaming Marilyn Manson and Minecraft, on that whole "video games cause violence" tangent. When is she going to wake up and see that her son has always been an asshole and she's had 27 years to do something about it?

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019