vaulted

This could be used when saying you jumped over something.

"aww man i totally vaulted that massive horse o'er there! Twas f**king amazin' dude"

"aww man wicked i might try vaulting that car naa!"

by Megz May 13, 2005

herb valtierra

used to be a cool guy but is super fake: fucked Leila and probably fucked Kelista and trying to get to fuck Ana. Sorta cute but still kind of a bitch. not a loyal friend

Don't pull a herb valtierra!
Wow, you are such a herb valtierra.

by nigga123hah March 26, 2019

louisiana pole vaulting

The act of masterbateing with a broom stick on top of a refrigator then jumping off when parrents return with out removeing broom. ergo impalline ones self. results resemble lousiana after huricane Katrina.

louisiana pole vaulting really hurts

by Daanile December 9, 2006

pole vaulter

a lazy ass person who works out for 20 minutes and then is done. Also someone who sleeps their days away then wakes up to only eat then sleep again.

X: Ok man, I'm going to do my workout.
Y: See you.
20 minutes later...
Y: Did you forget something?
X: No, I'm done.
Y: Oh, you're such a pole vaulter.

I barely worked out at practice today, god i feel like such a pole vaulter.

by iluvballz80 January 19, 2011

"Pole"vaulting

Polevaulting or "Pole"vaulting is a term to describe the act of when a man ejaculates in his own mouth by way of muscular force through the penis. In turn vaulting the seman through the air towards ones own self.

Today while home alone I decided to practice "Pole"vaulting.

by Doc_Frankenfurter February 14, 2006

Vaulting

When you and a bunch of your friends get in a big circle, everyone has a vault in their hands. Everyone shakes up their vault. Someone yells vault and everyone througs up their vault really high, catches it, opens it, and chugs it. When you finish you through down your empty can and shout out a deep, manly yell. The first one to finish wins. Barfing is possible but rare.

Dude, I'm still feeling it from when were vaulting last night.

by 661republican February 2, 2009

Pole Vaulter

A female who does not have intercorse with men. A lesbian. i.e. a 'pole vaulter'

Damn, that blonde is a pole vaulter!

by Dean July 28, 2003