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vatato

The way a vagina looks after being fucked for a long time. Covered in sperm. Like Mash Potatoes.
After a night of fucking her pussy was a vatato.
by Shagnatious February 25, 2008
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sandy vagitosis

Sandy vagitosis is a rare disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.
Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."
by Tim K. July 29, 2008
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Vation

AY WHERE MY VATION AT!
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vatato chips

The crust around the vagina after a long night of fucking.
After her pussy was turned into a vatato, it dried into vatato chips
by severrin February 26, 2008
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vagitosis

Rare Desease that infects people who insist on sitting out of sporting events due to cuts, bruises, or rashes.
Wow, that kid has a cut on his elbowand he is sitting out of football. His VAGITOSIS is acting up, somone call an ambulance.


Wow he is clearly infected with vagitosis
by Airjordan11 May 13, 2005
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vagitosis

One who's breath cronically smells like canned fish. Often from munching on some nasty stank.
Yo Jim, you need to get listerine and stop eating katie's stanky pussy. It's giving you vagitosis.
by qgrco9jhg June 25, 2008
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Vatiod

Awesomely gagful
My relationship is totally vatiod
by Dee September 12, 2003
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