vashed (girl)

A girl who is the funniest person you will ever meet; always has something/ someone she is obsessed with. So funny and relatable. Pretty on the inside and out. You'll definetly want to keep her as a friend.

There goes Vashed (girl) meeting Colleen for the 12th time!

by Shrek's servant January 31, 2017

Vash

To get a rash on your vagina

"We had sex so much I got a vash!"

by mr_chili December 20, 2016

Vash

Cool, raw and a soup dude person. Who doesn't give a crap.

That girl is so vash.

by Hweee October 19, 2017

Vash

Absolute low tier geed. Buddy walks in the party and women tend to leave due to the size of his colossal body. The guy can’t go one hour without mentioning that you are in fact his “son”

Vash: Hey can I rip ur nic stick

Zack: Vash, this is ENG 220, lay off the nic for 5 mins
Henry: Lay off the donuts too dude, it’s really starting to show

by Yuh26 July 7, 2022

vashing

To vash (in the present tense “vashing”) means to lazily masturbate (usually 120-200 strokes per second) to avoid doing tasks, chores, etc.

Meaning 1:

Person 1: “Dude, help me with my assignment!”

Person 2: “Nah, I ‘ont feel like it. I’m vashing right now.”

Person 1: “Bro, you lazy bitch.”

by thebiggestvasher December 5, 2025

Vash

The type of guy who will do anything for you while roasting you for it. Killer smile, killer sense of humor, very complicated and nuanced. The "class clown but I have trauma" type of man

Did you hear she's dating Vash?
I can never tell if he's a prick or he's genuine.

by JackCalifornia November 23, 2021