A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.
Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.
I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.
Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.
I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.
Person 1: Did you see the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie?
Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.
Person1: He didn't make any promises.
Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!
Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.
Person1: He didn't make any promises.
Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!
by Jaspa J October 1, 2012
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The Van Damme, is inspired by the movie "Waiting." The Van Damme is a technique to show ur nut or nuts at a casual by stander and then ridaculing him or her as a fag and kicking them 6 times. The technique is difficult and requires some martial arts background, hence the name VAN DAMME. The move goes like this, Person A does a round house kick with loose shorts in front of person B, person B takes a quick glimps of his nuts as he should because the VAN DAMME should be lightning quick.
by JC SLATER September 18, 2006
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Get the Van Damme It mug.Belgian shokotan-ass guy that does the splits in an effort to get closer to the coke on the floor. Fucked up his career with coke and backstabbing. Pissed of Frank W Dux, the guy he portrayed in bloodsport
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