Valhalla

When you get so stoned, you begin start naming norse realms

You know you've reached valhalla when you've smoked so much you start praising odin for a wonderful smoke sesh.

by Man of a thousand grams May 11, 2019

Valhalla

Valhalla is an arbitrary location associated with general savagery. Valhalla can be anywhere, but it is typically found at a really fun event or activity with your best friends. When you reach Valhalla, you've reached the emotional or physical peak of whatever activity you are doing.

The "journey" or "ride" to Valhalla is typically the actions (dancing, hiking, drinking, etc.) you and your friends are doing. You will know you've reached Valhalla only upon reflection of your journey.

Walking into a music festival . . ."Let's ride west boys! Valhalla awaits!"

Coming back from a backpacking trip . . . "What a journey, we definitely found Valhalla"
Asking a stranger for directions . . ."Excuse me, do you know which direction Valhalla is?"

by valhalla_awaits October 12, 2018

Valhalla

A map in Halo 3.

Dude 1: What map do ya wanna play on?
Dude 2: Valhalla, it's the best. It's on Red vs Blue.

by LukeMCFC141 January 7, 2012

valhalla magic

the one and only amazing skills produced by the valhalla soccer team.

santiagos goal was not only finesse, it was pure magic

by philly d October 22, 2004

Valhalla

Home of the norse gods. VIIIIIIIIIIIKING!

Harald Hadrada worshipped Odin, who lived in Valhalla.

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

Valhalla

When you plan on doing something, anything, and you blow it off and go drink!

I was supposed to work out at the end of the day, but Bryan called and I pulled a Valhalla - wound up taking a cab home....

by B. Hanback August 7, 2009

Valhalla

An antique Wooden Boat Built in 1934 the was lovingly restored and is the sistership to Ernest Hemingways boat The "Pillar" Both probubly rotting away some where in the back of a boatyard

Valhalla the boat, that is the example you f in idiot

by fred whipple April 14, 2007