Nick Valensi

heroin chic skinny guitarist for the strokes.
has nice hair.

nick valensi
has nice hair.

by julie October 1, 2003

Ass Valet

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

by Michelle June 25, 2004

Nick Valensi

HOTTEST GUITARIST ON THE PLANET - plays in the best band in the whole world - namely The Strokes. Very skinny, sexy hair at all times, wears tight pants. Plays a customised guitar, Epiphone manufactures a trademark Nick Valensi guitar.

Nick Valensi is a very sexy man and a fabulous guitarist.

by Bec WHO LOVES NICK August 8, 2006

Valesha

a very beautiful, lovely, smart, brown-skinned young lady; often called mean; doesn't care about what others think; loves her hubby lil wayne;;

Valesha says:
I take 3 L's to the head; Love. Live. Life. And I'm dead.
Love me or hate me; I promise it won't make me or break me!

by -pyt- May 19, 2008

Ritchie valens

Ritchieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewe

*sleep walk plays* no ritchieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ritchie Valens rip

by That1guy64 January 5, 2021

Nick Valensi

The 6'3 skinny, but sexy guitarist from The Strokes. Probably used to not have many friends in highschool besides Jules and Fab. Has long dark sexy hair and bites his bottom lip while doing guitar leads.

Jenn and Nick Valensi had sex last ngiht.

by Jennifer April 14, 2004

Valenswine's Day

Valenswine's Day is February 13th and is for mistresses.
Just heard this today February 13, 2008.
Anybody else know anything??

Also, just a day for singles to lament being single.

This guy I know is seeing his fiancee on Valentine's Day, but asked me to "hang out" with him on Valenswine's Day.

They all got together the night before Valentine's Day and tried not to brood about being single.

by Tanya S. January 12, 2009