John Valenzi

Loves Emma.
Too Sarcastic.
Gets punched in the face by strangers.

He loves Emma... must be a John Valenzi.

by akfajgaj November 10, 2010

Valenzuela

A bigtime Tool. See: Crackhead, poor father, illegal immigrant. Willing to never pay anybody back and wearer of overpriced cheap cologne.

This Valenzuela just jumped the border.
This Valenzuela needs to go back to Mexico.
This Valenzuela grew up without good parenting.

by Julio Martinez January 26, 2008

Valentard

Someone (usually a guy) that is very attractive, in a rock-star sort of way. (Tall and skinny.) Usually plays an instrument of some sort and has piercings and tattoos. (They have no meaning; just because (s)he wanted one.) Tells Bill Brasky jokes after consuming one beer (Also very drunk at this point). Has a redneck hick sort of manner. Ususally clad in a baseball hat and mismatched flip-flops and cargo shorts. Very self-confident. Very horny, but also very stupid. Passes up sex with two very willing wo(men) on several occasions. Just a general prick all the way around.
Dry and sarcastic, you will learn everything you ever need to know in college from him/her.

Valentard: So, this one time I was in the back of a truck will Bill Brasky and a deer-

Girl: So, you wanna get out of here?

Valentard: Sure.....So you see this tattoo here. I just went in and said I wanted a tattoo.

Girl: Cool!

Valentard: So I play piano.

Girl: Even cooler! Good with your fingers, then, eh?

Valentard: So, I don't want a relationship out of this, I just wanna fuck.

Girl: Great! That's all I really want too! Can my friend (insert name here) come too?

Valentard: Sure!.....So, I totally don't have any condoms. Maybe some other time?

Girls: (Very pissed) Sure.

by Brittany Allen December 24, 2008

valena

Valena-a person who manipulates and connives without regard for their well being or feelings. someone who sleeps around and then deceives those who it would damage.arrogant and sociopathic,promiscuity,

that guys such a fool ,his girlfriend is such a Valena.

by dickupine September 26, 2015

valengamer

1.)A person that loves video games more than they love people.
2.)a person that you share game time with.

I'm spending the night with my xbox , I'm totally a valengamer.

I'm gonna be a valengamer this year and spend the day shooting ads and resing the bae.

by Nfynyty September 15, 2016

valenda

This name is very different it says so much about you many people don't use this name

Hi valenda

by Lisa hoftship May 10, 2018

valentae

Means caring , quiet, loving . Though he may not be one to show his emotions all the time he is a total sweet heart and anyone you wish to hurt him should watch there backs.

Of Valentae your a great guy I mean it.

by Jacky Rocks February 17, 2020