Vansexual

when you're sexually attracted to vans

Are you vansexual?

by lucyyyyyyyyyyyy s November 7, 2018

vegesexual

someone who prefers the skinny look, as opposed to the meaty look, in a partner; inspired by the term metrosexual

I think Calista Flockhart has a great body- I'm a vegesexual.

by Shaquanda July 1, 2004

vegasexual

pronounced vej-a-sex-u-al

someone who has intercourse with vegtables

ur a vegasexual man thts desgusting

by pinkney April 22, 2007

vagiseal

Any tool/device/words used to close the mouth of a woman with a foul or bitchy attitude. To be used in emergency situations only, such as an immediate but temporary cure for vagitude. Caution: the repercussions of vagiseal use may be harmful to the gentleman employing such closure tactics.

My g/f was going on and on about how we never go out, how we never have serious conversations, how I spend too much time with the guys, blah, blah, blah... I could not stand it any longer, so I gave her a dose of vagiseal! That shut up the bitch!

by JMSMD January 26, 2008

visexual

A person who is sexually aroused by violence.

Cop: "Did you witness this man get curb-stomped?"
Visexual: "Ohhh yeah, and I totally jizzed in my pants."

by Ibetuhave September 22, 2018

Vagiseal

A silicon-based compound for creating a good mounting seal when attaching muscle to fleshy tissue. Clean boff areas thoroughly with alcohol before applying. Replace cap after use.

Typically comes in a 3 or 6 oz tube.

Honey hand my that tube of vagiseal please

by v. michael January 8, 2020

Agisexual

The term used by freaks to get out of situations that people around know damn well is wrong

Male 1: What your gender preference?
Male 2: Oh, I'm an agisexual. You know? I think love shouldn't have an age marker.
Male 1: Oh, really? *Whips out the glock*

by SirVictortheQuest August 1, 2020