vaginoid

person that is equipped with a vagina. generally considered to be an insulting reference to a woman that is annoying.

That vaginoid has been pissing me off all day.

by Kenny T. October 15, 2005

Vaginocentric

The unbridled pursuit, acquisition, and conquering of another's vagina.

The man (or women) is vaginocentric

by dfhdsfh September 25, 2009

Vaginocracy

A society or government ruled entirely by women...particularly bitchy man-hating women.

My girlfriend's family consists of her, her mom, and two sisters - it's a totaly vaginocracy.

by dt1026 January 4, 2008

vaginophagocytosis

Noun. The ingestion of Danny or other men by women or vaginophagocytes. process by which certain living beings called women ingest or engulf other humans (see men). The vaginophagocyte may be a free-living one-person organism, such as a wife, or one of the group humans, such as a gang of sisters. In some forms of human life, vaginophagocytosis is a means of feeding; an action used to absorb the life force of their male counterparts. In other humans, vaginophagocytosis is chiefly a defensive reaction against the invasion of the body by foreign phallic bodies.

My wife is an expert at vaginophagocytosis. I haven't been happy since I got married. I feel like I'm dead inside.

by TheWalkingDeadInside December 27, 2019

Sandiginal Vaginosis

A severe medical condition only experienced by hypochondriacs and complainers. Cases most commonly found in the military among non-infantry personnel.

Non-medical term is sand in your vagina or sand in your pussy.

Guy 1: Oh my feet hurt, I'm gonna have blisters! Can we stop yet?

Guy 2: What's the matter, got some sandiginal vaginosis again? You are the biggest bitch I've seen. Rub some dirt on it and drive on.

by TA Hoffman April 24, 2011

vaginosity

The aura a women exudes when she wants to share her vagina with someone in a sexual manner.

She laughed so exuberantly at the joke I made during lunch, I could see her vaginosity radiating off of her.

by Whale Holes June 20, 2014

Vaginoplasty

Vaginoplasty is any surgical procedure whose purpose is to treat vaginal structural defects, affect aesthetic considerations, or to partially or totally construct or reconstruct a vagina. This procedure is normally attributed with the violent damage caused by PPVA: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PPVA

Vaginoplasty rejuvenates a woman's vagina, tightening muscles and repairing soft tissues damaged by PPVA: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PPVA

by SatisfiedCustomer March 10, 2009