Vaginied

When you (a being with a vagina) broke up with your significant other because he refused to have sex.

Will vaginied me yesterday so I broke up with him.

by Stokara November 17, 2018

vaginites

A special breed of people that bite off a rapist's penis during an attack

Lady 1: A heard on the news the other day that a rapist's penis had been bitten off

Lady 2: Yes, thats justice served... I'm so happy the that vaginites taught that low life scum a lesson.

by Ragga man October 16, 2010

Vaginuted

When you get hit in the vagina and it hurts for days. Tends to be pretty sore.

Girl: I went over a speed bump to fast and now my vagina hurts
Boy: Sounds like you got Vaginuted

by suparjudasgabor October 28, 2012

Vaginated

The stereotypical opinion of a male who is in actuality a female

Ina: "Lord of the rings is 10 hours of nothing but pure action!"

This is known as a vaginated opinion

by luminalspoon December 29, 2013

Vagmitized

When a formerly high-functioning and typically single heterosexual male develops the inability to fulfill ordinary life sustaining obligations due to inability to concentrate on anything other than the vagina of his latest recurring sexual encounter. He is literally under the spell of this particular vagina similar to the effects of scopolomine slipped into unsuspecting mens drinks in South American countries such as Colombia.

Note: Outcomes for this disorder are typically dismal however randomized studies have shown that married men do have a statistically lower relapse rates.

Friend 1 - Dude, you see Pete lately? Looks like he's on meth or something...

Friend 2 - He's been vagmitized by a stripper named Chastity. We are planning an intervention.

by $lapaho December 30, 2018

vaginated

one that is considered to be infected with vagina. usually refers to the irrationally thinking woman.

Of course she's gonna give you a hard time, she's vaginated.

by Kenny T. October 15, 2005

vagimize

an act similar to sodomy but without the crap, only performable on posessors of a vigina. Position and intent however remain the same. Also sometimes refered to as a "grudge fuck".

When your woman won't get out of bed and thinks that lying on her stomach is a safe position. Threatening to sodomize her won't work because you just "can't go there" instead you threaten to "vagimize" her, to get her moving.

by Elmonster March 20, 2010