Vaginasips

when your biceps are so defined and amazing that all the girls let you sip out of their genitals

"If you have the biceps, you can get the vaginasips!"

Vaginasips by Will (penis) Jackson October 14, 2011

Vaginasalitis 

vah-ji-ney-zuhl-ahy-tis
noun Pathology.

Congestion of the nasal cavity, which occurs during or after doggy-style oral intercourse with a female mammal. Can lead to shortness of breath, suffocation, and in severe instances, asphyxiation.

Origin:
2012; < Neo-Latin

After eating out my girlfriend, I suffered a severe case of Vaginasalitis.

Vaginasalitis by GuardianZack November 3, 2012

Vaginasauras 

A type of dinosaur that still exists in 2019, that uses marketing spin and fire to kill the people of Australia. Secondary attack is ruthless arm shaking. Has been known to destroy culture and bathrooms notably maccas toilets.

"I thought the dinosaurs were wiped out but this scomo vaginasauras is fucking taking us back to the Stone age"

"We tried to hide after the fires but he fucking chased us down and shook my hand, what a vaginasaur. I feel raped"

Vaginasauras by Drwaterhousen January 8, 2020

Cum Gargling Vaginasaur 

A self-absorbed, super-egotistical woman, generally in her late 20s or early 30s, who creates an online dating profile with a profoundly opinionated view of herself and her requirements. Typical indicators of whether one is a cum gargling vaginasaur are the listing of one's favorite pseudo-intellectual novels with titles so artsy as to be vomit inducing, as well as the stating of one's personality type according to the 'what in the world of fucks is that' Myer-Briggs Type Indicator system. The true sexual orientation of a cum gargling vaginasaur is never known, as she prefers to invent her own orientation, unique to herself, which did not previously exist. As with a gecko that sheds its tail when threatened, a cum gargling vaginasaur similarly sheds her integrity when faced with the prospect of sucking on a black 12 incher in a process commonly referred to as 'hypocrisy'.

Why is it that I only ever get matched with cum gargling vaginasaurs when perusing these dating sites?!

Cum Gargling Vaginasaur by 36thDisciple April 18, 2018

Vaginasaurus Rex 

AVagina which is huge, has teeth and is a carnivore because it DEVOURS meat of all sorts.

Its diet of "meat" can cause bad breath if unclean

OH mate, look out for her, she gets around and i hear she has a vaginasaurus rex.

Vaginasaurus Rex by kritter0027 April 7, 2011

vaginasaurus ex

An ex-girlfriend or wife who didn't take your breaking up with her well. A scorn woman intent on revenge on the man who dumped her. Like Wayne's ex in Waynes World

I'm concerned that my friend will suffer an attach from his vaginasaurus ex.

vaginasaurus ex by J Zee July 25, 2009

vaginasaurus 

1. A large predator that should have been extinct a million years ago.

2. A xxxxtra large women who u must first role in flour to find the wet spot.

1. Vaginasaurus is like a riding a Japanese bike... Both fun to ride.. But you wouldn't want your friends to see you riding one.

2. The vaginasaurus that is smiling at me from the bar

vaginasaurus by treespur October 18, 2007