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Vaginasalitis

vah-ji-ney-zuhl-ahy-tis
noun Pathology.

Congestion of the nasal cavity, which occurs during or after doggy-style oral intercourse with a female mammal. Can lead to shortness of breath, suffocation, and in severe instances, asphyxiation.

Origin:
2012; < Neo-Latin
After eating out my girlfriend, I suffered a severe case of Vaginasalitis.
by GuardianZack November 3, 2012
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vaginase

A hydrolytic enzyme that kills dirty penis bacteria. Vaginase is present in only .0005% of the human female population and all members of the extremely rare sea-born mollusk, the Split-Faced Hair Shark. Those lucky few that produce this mother of all degradative enzymes are completely immune to all STIs and STDs.
Wow girl, you got the bomb-ass pussy, but we can't get freaknasty...I got the clap. Oh honey, don't you worry bout' nothin', I got that crazy vaginase. Aint nothin' gonna get past this bearded clam
by Jerimansss May 29, 2007
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