Vaginasalitis 

vah-ji-ney-zuhl-ahy-tis
noun Pathology.

Congestion of the nasal cavity, which occurs during or after doggy-style oral intercourse with a female mammal. Can lead to shortness of breath, suffocation, and in severe instances, asphyxiation.

Origin:
2012; < Neo-Latin

After eating out my girlfriend, I suffered a severe case of Vaginasalitis.

Vaginasalitis by GuardianZack November 3, 2012

vaginalitis 

1.) The illness of acting like a pussy in the instance of fun.
2.) associated with or related to the instance when someone acts scared to perform an act.
3.) the time period during a woman's menstal cycle when she, can't make decision, yells alot, and/or refuses to have sex with her partner.

So, it looks like Brigette is suffering from vaginalitis today, we asked her to go to the Chicas Bonitas stip club and make it rain for Maria my half pregnant friend, but she won't go.

My balls are about to burst, Euclid, my girlfriend has been suffering from vaginalitis for 3 weeks and won't empty my clogged pipe of man-juice.

vaginalitis by Airpace January 16, 2010

Penalectomated Vaginalitis 

A smelly green infection of the vaginal region caused be having large amounts of sperm stored in the vagina for more than 24 hours.

If you keep fucking all those guys, you're going to end up with penalectomated vaginalitis!

Penalectomated Vaginalitis by Mister Ecs May 28, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004