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Vaginasalitis 

vah-ji-ney-zuhl-ahy-tis
noun Pathology.

Congestion of the nasal cavity, which occurs during or after doggy-style oral intercourse with a female mammal. Can lead to shortness of breath, suffocation, and in severe instances, asphyxiation.

Origin:
2012; < Neo-Latin
After eating out my girlfriend, I suffered a severe case of Vaginasalitis.
Vaginasalitis by GuardianZack November 3, 2012
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vaginalitis 

1.) The illness of acting like a pussy in the instance of fun.
2.) associated with or related to the instance when someone acts scared to perform an act.
3.) the time period during a woman's menstal cycle when she, can't make decision, yells alot, and/or refuses to have sex with her partner.
So, it looks like Brigette is suffering from vaginalitis today, we asked her to go to the Chicas Bonitas stip club and make it rain for Maria my half pregnant friend, but she won't go.

My balls are about to burst, Euclid, my girlfriend has been suffering from vaginalitis for 3 weeks and won't empty my clogged pipe of man-juice.
vaginalitis by Airpace January 16, 2010

Penalectomated Vaginalitis 

A smelly green infection of the vaginal region caused be having large amounts of sperm stored in the vagina for more than 24 hours.
If you keep fucking all those guys, you're going to end up with penalectomated vaginalitis!
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