An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to "Hide" future updates by the perpetrator.
Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
"Good grief, Mary, give the fishing for sympathy a break and phone a friend instead of vaguebooking. Hmm, what's this? 'Hide all updates from Mary'? Much better, now I only get updates worth reading!"
"Good grief, Mary, give the fishing for sympathy a break and phone a friend instead of vaguebooking. Hmm, what's this? 'Hide all updates from Mary'? Much better, now I only get updates worth reading!"
by bambimasticator February 5, 2010
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Mary “is wondering if it is all worth it.”
Mark: “is thinking that was a bad idea.”
Mary “is wondering if it is all worth it.”
Mark: “is thinking that was a bad idea.”
An example of vaugebook:
Jessie “that was retarded.”
Opposite:
Tammy “is in line at the grocery store.”
Jessie “that was retarded.”
Opposite:
Tammy “is in line at the grocery store.”
by Sexy Nurse April 1, 2011
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Writing a Facebook status to/about someone without mentioning their name. A tactic typically employed by 15 year old girls, however one that has become an alarming trend among grown men (and adults in general) who display an apparent lack of testicular fortitude. The Status is usually followed by dot dot dot and a Wink Emoticon to accentuate the passive aggressive "I'm better than you" overtones.
The Status author is so blinded by his over blown sense of self worth that he generally fails to realize that he looks like a complete Bitch and spineless fool.
The Status author is so blinded by his over blown sense of self worth that he generally fails to realize that he looks like a complete Bitch and spineless fool.
I remember when I was a Skateboarder, I was 12. Some people need to get a grip.
Dave: I wonder who Mark is talking about. He's Vaguebooking again.
Fred: Possibly me, because I still Skateboard at 32.
Dave: Dude needs to grow some balls. He comes across like such a whiney little Bitch.
Dave: I wonder who Mark is talking about. He's Vaguebooking again.
Fred: Possibly me, because I still Skateboard at 32.
Dave: Dude needs to grow some balls. He comes across like such a whiney little Bitch.
by The One they call Otter August 29, 2013
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Yeah bro I know, it's called a vagelbow. My dad has one.
Yeah bro I know, it's called a vagelbow. My dad has one.
by Mitchell Doty June 8, 2011
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"Tommy is a Netflix Vagabond, he used to use his girlfriend's account but since they broke up he is using his roomate Billy's account."
by MetalliStripe September 7, 2014
Get the Netflix Vagabond mug.Intentional or unintentional vague or ambiguous facebook status message, which people have no clue as to what the heck you are talking about. Also included is posting fragmented song lyrics without stating the artist.
Penny: sure looks like someone is mad
Seriously, who? Is that a song? Penny should stop vaguebooking!
Seriously, who? Is that a song? Penny should stop vaguebooking!
by BillsontheHill February 20, 2010
Get the Vaguebooking mug.An amazing guy who is so good at D&D who will blow your socks off and who is extremely good at Skyrim and can kill the dragon at the snap of his fingers because he is also Thanos. this is the one person who's powers can meet Shaggy. But is far too lazy to battle, also a great dick because you know, a vagabond warrior. Also know as a zesty 3D waffle.
Mc T-rev - "Hey Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon! How was your weekend."
Zod...- "It was good Mc!"
Zod...- "It was good Mc!"
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