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Vibration Masturbation

When you set your phone to vibrate, when knowing you will be receiving a text or call, and put it in your pants as a form of masturbation.
Kevin: My girl is said she would text me really soon.
Brendan: Cool
Kevin: Yeah I just set my phone to vibrate, I'm getting ready for some vibration masturbation.
by Billy Ponceraheidiminkollah October 24, 2009
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vagcation

A long-distance trip taken by a heterosexual male in order to get laid.
Even though Tod and Veronica broke up last May when she moved to Calgary, he still takes occasional vagcations when there is cheap airfare available.
by Yosef Ganges December 17, 2008
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Vagucation

First hand experiences learned while engaged or entwined with a vagina.
She gave him a sound vagucation.
by tikigeo October 7, 2009
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vagernation

Vagernation
vag·er·na·tion
vagərˈnāSH(ə)n/
noun

1. the condition or period of a married Mom who, usually due to cold weather in the Winter, renders the vagina to an almost dormant state. Usually occurs between the months of October to March.
Barry: "Hey, Jim. How’s your sex life with your large family">

Jim: “Not good, Barry. With all the cold weather and the kids constantly running around the house, our sexual activity has gone into vagernation”.
by Bayareaboy41 January 28, 2017
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Vibrationalism

Vibrationalism is an intellectual and spiritual movement that advocates the production of vibrational technologies for improve the human condition, but not any kind of vibrational technologies, it advocates the production of wave function based technologies in order to improve the human condition by the wave function, such as the improvement of the whole technology, industry and even world by wave function based technologies.
"Vibrationalism is considered as the main theoretical base of psionicism, extraphysicism, divinialism and even esoteric transhumanism. Vibrationalism is considered one of them main focus on esoteric transhumanism."

"Even vibrationalism claiming to be anti-transhumanist, it is actually a transhumanist current, since it is transhumanism based on the wave function."
by Full Monteirism January 2, 2021
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post vibration trauma

Post Vibration Trauma. noun.

The effects of holding your mobile device as it is receiving a large influx of messages, spam, or provocative pics.

Commonly occurs when your friends spam a Facebook conversation or post.
"Nate is one motherfucker, he just wouldn't stop messaging me when I was using my phone. Two hours later I had Post Vibration Trauma"
by rageandqq October 8, 2013
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Vagination

(slang) n. (Va-jin-a-shun)

1. A large gathering of attractive, scantily clad females in a public place.

2. Every female member of the population of a given nation.

3. The opposite of a sausage party/sausage fest.
"My wolf pack and I were hanging at Liam's last night, and all of a sudden, the entire vagination showed up."
by THE Double D January 13, 2010
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