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valuation

When you make up some imaginary worth of you or somebody else, to trick people into giving you things you don’t deserve. Just like in the financial world, but for people instead of real or imaginary things.
Popular in dating, the job market, etc.
Bro A: My buddy here rescued a puppy from the animal shelter last week for his disabled son!
Bro B: Wanna come over and see my French wine collection?
Trusted friend: Nice valuation there! Except, you have literally a single BOX of wine, and there is no puppy at your abandoned son’s momma’s house! i know since I had to bring her food! So go hustle somewhere else, before I bring her over!
by Evi1M4chine March 10, 2024
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Philashoporous Vocabulation

Speaking with un-neccessarily large or obsure words. It is often, but not always, done as a means to confuse the listener or to conflate the speakers ego
I confused Bryce with my philashoporous vocabulation
by dubacca September 21, 2021
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