Urinal Deuce

When a person Drops a steamy loaf in the urinal and an unsuspecting patron walks up unzips and is startled by the brown banana starring back at him

"Whats wrong"
"Someone left a fudge monkey in the urinal"

"That was fast"
"Someone #2ed in the #1"

"Why the H did someone drop a urinal deuce"

by MaGuFaLo March 20, 2009

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

Alpha Urinal

A urinal that either one person or a collection of males tend to frequently use in opposition to the other urinals in the washroom.

The same terminology can be applied to stalls. I.E. Alpha stall.

I went to the bathroom, but somebody was using the alpha urinal, so I left.

by DashBlaster April 8, 2009

One Urinal Rule

Particularly for men, the One Urinal Rule is the act of placing your self in a public restroom where there is at least one urinal between you and the nearest other person in the room. If there are not enough urinals to do so, take an empty toilet stall.

Not necessary if there are large enough walls between the urinals.

There will be times where this rule may not be able to be applied, such as a busy restroom.

Not necessary for toilet stalls.

This helps prevent awkward restroom conversations.

James walks into the mens room only to see two urinals and one man at them,he then recalls the One Urinal Rule, James then decides to walk into a stall instead of standing next to the other man.

by Dahlriku August 5, 2008

Post-Masturbatorial Urination

The piss most men take directly after masturbating (and orgasming) that hardly ever gets in the bowl, no matter how hard you try. It may splash against the walls, get on your clothing, all over the floor around the toilet, and the toilet seat, but rarely the actual toilet bowl.

Guy1: Dude, I just masturbated
Guy2: Did you take your post-masturbatorial urination yet?
Guy1: Yeah, it was horrible, my boxers are soaked and I spent 5 minutes wiping piss off my wall with toilet paper.

by Anusfist69 December 9, 2008

urinal anxiety

An affliction of males characterized by unusual behaviours in the men's room. Urinal anxiety is manifest in the actions of a man who walks into the men's room and heads directly toward the urinals, but -upon seeing another man already standing at a nearby urinal- immediately changes course for the stalls. Urinal anxiety afflicts a substantial number of males who have a phobia about pissing in a location where another male might notice their schlong (as if other males would have an interest in someone else's schlong...). The most extreme form of urinal anxiety is usually seen in locations using the old "trough" urinals often placed in ball park restrooms. The afflicted male approaches the other happy, piss-spattering companions, pulls his dick out, and... and... and... (after a long delay) zips his dick back up, unable to urinate, and shame-facedly departs the restroom unsatisfied.

Damn, Frank never uses the urinals. The other day he went into the women's room at the ball park to avoid the trough. I think he's gripped by urinal anxiety.

by Frank Klaune February 20, 2005

urnalism

Today's Journalism - usually a poorly researched or even completely false article written by a "urnalist" pushing a specific narrative or agenda over facts. Compounds the word "Journalism" with "Urnal" in a way for obvious reasons.

Did you see the article written by a Urnalist at Eurogamer about dead or alive 6? It somehow managed to relate it to Trump and Ivanka's relationship? Holy fuck they are terrible at their job, Urnalism at its finest.

by _MaDMaN08 March 2, 2019