Freedom Units

A jingoistic way of describing Imperial Units of Measurement. As Imperial units are used by the USA, Myanmar and Liberia, American's have jokingly decided that it's 'Freedom' to use the outdated system. (As opposed to metric)

Nah, using metric is toodifficult. Why have have everything divided into ten when you can use Freedom Units? 12 inches to a foot, 3 feet to a yard, 22 yards to a chain, 10 chains to a furlong, 8 furlongs to a mile and 3 miles to a league. See, perfect makes sense.

by KittenJuggler May 20, 2019

unfistworthy

Describes a weak attempt or effort, or something that is lame. Relates to the term 'fist' -- see my meaning for that word.

You've given up; you've failed; you've proven yourself to be weak; a totally unfistworthy performance.

by s.s. July 18, 2004

unishirt

One shirt which appears to be two or more layers of clothing. (e.g. an attached collard-shirt/vest combo)

"I complimented Sue on her vest, but it turned out to be a unishirt!"

by Okerlund November 23, 2009

undisclosed location

Adj. undisclosed - not made knownundisclosed - not made known

unrevealed
covert - secret or hidden; not openly practiced or engaged in or shown or avowed; "covert actions by the CIA"; "covert funding for the rebels"

Before 2005 Area 51 was a undisclosed location.

by PA McFalls April 26, 2015

deploying units

the act of ejaculation; masturbation; jerkin the terk; cleaning the pipes; etc.

"Oh God, it's Sky Lopez...time to deploy the units."

by Kyle C aka Z3phyr July 27, 2003

Moon units

Imperial units; the units US astronauts used to land on the moon.

Ugh, why does google give height results in imperial? Don't they know that the vast majority of the world doesn't use moon units?

Lol, moon units are such a meme.

by TotallyNotMyRealName June 24, 2018

Girth Units

The unit of measurement used to determine the girth of an object or person.

Person: "Hello, I would like to ship a package."
UPS: "Could you please tell us the weight and girth of the box?"
Person: "Umm... The weight is 18 pounds, and the girth is.... 3."
UPS: "3 what?"
Person: "3... Girth units."

by forevercha0s November 12, 2010