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Unicorning

Its when you place a hard penis on someones forehead. The balls will also be resting on their head. It resembles a unicorn. Placing a soft penis on someones head is baby unicorning. And if this takes place in a pool or water it is known as narwhaling.
During a party you find a passed out person and place your hard dick on their forehead, balls at the base of the forehead, this is known as unicorning.
by KPUSF January 16, 2014
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Unicorniversal Soldier

When a Universal Soldier gets a pipe stuck in their forehead mimicking a modern day unicorn.
Dolf Lundgren received a metal pipe to the forehead in Universal Soldier: Regeneration thus transforming him into a Unicorniversal Soldier.

"Jimmy didn't make it back from the mission. He is now a Unicorniversal Soldier."
by dakerd February 20, 2010
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Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend

Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend is a crunkcore/scene band that consists of members Jon Jumper on vocals and production, Scarlet Skyie on vocals, and Josh Perczuk on screams. The band was formed in late 2015 with Jon Jumper being the original/only member until Scarlet Skyie and Josh Perczuk joined in April of 2016. The band originally went by the name "Murder At the Dance Club" throughout 2014-2015 until Jon changed the name to "Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend" due to a few incidents involving the police. The members have also been involved in side-projects such as a joke band Jon and Scarlet formed with Kai Cyru$ and R. Tragedy by the name of "Rawr XD" and have done a bit of solo work as well.
Did you listen to that Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend song? They sound a bit like Blood On the Dance Floor, Millionaires, brokeNCYDE, and Dot Dot Curve.
by DokuHantā May 31, 2016
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Aunicornist

1. A person that denies the existence of, or the possibility of, the existence of unicorns.

2. A term used to describe an atheist that denies the possibility of deities by approximating them with unicorns and fictional creatures.
Isn't being an aunicornist just being a lazy atheist?
by Mutt Martin June 9, 2011
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Unicorning

A sexual theatrical play where one partner attaches a strap on dildo and proceeds to penetrate the receiving partner with said dildo strap on.
Buddy: how was the white knuckler last night?
Me: she was into some wierd shit. I had to put a strap on my head, unicorning the fuck out of her
by Doctor_chang.aka.hung-lo January 9, 2014
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Unicorning

A unicorn orgasm is like the greatest orgasm ever. Your body/parts of your body go numb. You have muscle spasms that last longer than the sex. It lasts longer than your average joe or orgasms and you don't think it'll ever stop. It's almost like you black out and go to a different world for that period of time. Sometimes you cry after. Your whole body is tense and relaxed at the same time. And you feel like a teenager again because you don't want to stop. It's. That. Good.
If you're not unicorning , then your partner needs to learn sex .
by Unicorning July 20, 2017
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the unicorns

a trio of unwordly proportions. spawned from montreal, canada, this threesome makes more infectious synth pop than you could ever hope to.
After seeing The Unicorns live, i knew my life was then complete.
by bri June 22, 2004
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