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Unicornism [Religion]

1. The religion where a group of people called "Unicornists". Worship that, 5236 years ago, 'The Unicorn of Destiny' was born, and brought "marijuana" into the universe. "When thy shalt smoke this 'Joint' you shall have holy things run through thy brain." They also beleived that the Unicorn of Destiny fucked the virgin mary, when she was super duper high. And his son is Jesus. Jesus only beleived he was the son of god because he was a crack baby! Now a days groups of people gather in large groups known as "Herb Circles" or "Dude, let's get high" and smoke marijuana cigarretes... Reefers (By the way we never said the unicorn had died)

2. The beleif in having sex with horses enables the baby to grow an ever erected penis on their snout

Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
1. Weed.... Bitch... Unicornism Religion

2. Fuck a horse and find out... Unicornism religion

The unicorn thing was necissarry? REARRY?


Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
by The Unicorn of Destiny March 29, 2009
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Keep Chasing Unicorns

A metaphor for "never grow up"
when someone never wants to be
or wants to think like an adult.
keep believing in unicorns like a little kid,
but in a good and naive way.
Staying true to your believes
believing in utopies
A: "I'll never be like them"

B: "Me neither we will keep chasing unicorns"
by clemente January 28, 2012
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Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows

When your so excited you have to sing this over and over again until someone will finally come up to you so annoyed that they will slap you in the face so hard a red hand mark will be left on your face cheek.
Me:" Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!"
Person: "Dude if you don't shut up right now I will slap you in your face so hard it will leave a red hand mark on your face cheek!"
by Lynea May 20, 2016
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unicorns

The Romans called what we now know as rhinoceros a "unicornus".
Later, they evolved into two species:
1. the white unicorn (of horselike appearance with one beautiful horn on the center of its head)
2. the pink unicorn (of unknown appearance, as it is invisible)
Plinius: Look, a unicorn. What impressive and massive legs!
Walt: Oh, it's lovely! Well, if I draw it as a white horse with a horn...
Scott: I don't believe in unicorns. Besides, it's pink.
by yuuutsuna July 2, 2008
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Unicorned

When grinding on a male SO low that his penis rests on your head.
by Unicorn princess. September 20, 2013
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Unicorned

The act of taping a beer can to a passed out friend's forehead. Accomplished with one empty beer can some tape.
Jon: Jaeger got unicorned and the fag is sitting on his face.

Teggs: Sucks to be him.
by NJITdrinksFACE July 7, 2010
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unicorns

a fluffy animal that is believed to be mythical, and is usually known to be rainbow, sparkly, fluffy, pink, etc.
unicorns are the best thing in the world!
by santicorncob May 6, 2018
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