The maximum point on your body that you can get a tattoo and still cover it up with clothing for a job interview
"I'm thinking of getting a tattoo on the back of my hand"
"Bad idea, bro. Better to get it below the unemployment line"
"Bad idea, bro. Better to get it below the unemployment line"
by Dave-Landon July 17, 2016
by Shotguys July 27, 2010
After receiving my 50th rejection letter I had a Senior unemployment moment and knew it was time to apply to where all senior greeters have gone before.
by Phiddy January 05, 2010
The conflicting emotions one faces when one discovers that they have been terminated. First is a feeling of euphoria then dread, then mixed emotions that cycle frequently.
"John, you're fired you jackass!"
(John smiles a crooked smile)
"What's wrong with you John?"
"Unemployment ecstasy despair, boss"
(John smiles a crooked smile)
"What's wrong with you John?"
"Unemployment ecstasy despair, boss"
by Cirdellin January 05, 2010
a person who has spent many years aquiring a large range of qualifications/degrees from University or College yet they are still unemployable due to their qualifications meaning shit.
1. James just recieved his bachelor of "something" to add to his docterate in "something else" but he still cant get a job because his qualifications are worth fuck all in the real world. Now he is going to collect welfare and become a hippy 30 year old student. hence an over qualified unemployable
by P-Pope November 14, 2005
Unemployment is defined as a situation or state by which a person or group of people who are capable, willing & able to work is not been provided with a suitable job.
by Bragado December 10, 2021
Unemployment isnt a comfortable life, even for people who get benefits. Theres something essential about having a steady job, theres a reason most people would rather work than be unemployed with benefits for an extended time, and many would rather go to work than work from home. Having a job gives a lot of people a sense of being a part of something outside their family, or what's at home, it's not something that can be replaced. Most of the people who are unemployed and getting benefits aren't living that way because it's what they wanted to do since they were kids, they live that way because the business they worked for shut down.
by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020