it's not gay if you're underway

Homosexual acts are acceptable - indeed, not gay at all - if performed on a naval vessel away from port.

"I licked the Able Seaman's balls while he came on my face, but it's not gay if you're underway, am I right?"

by Cpt. Jack Hoff November 3, 2007

A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE

A contemptible and low-life individual;
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!

Pete's wife aptly labeled him as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their 20th wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.

by weave January 28, 2007

shock underwear

Shock Underwear is underwear that has a little piece of metal, & some wires people can't feel and gives electric shock to the victim. It comes for boys and girls, men & women in many diffrents designs & colors: Such as stripes, solids & railraod ties. Shock Underwear doesn't come cheap. It is very hard to find. Most stores and online sites don't carry it. How sad, since it is a good prank. For added discomfort give the victim a normal wedgie. You the giver will recieve a little shock, but add major discomfort to them. DON'T put shock underwear, over victims head, otherwise SERIOUS INJURY, & or DEATH may OCCURE. No, I didn't do this to anyone, it is just COMMON SENSE.

For my sixth birthday, my adopted female cousin came over, gave me a black & yellow railroad tie boxer, it was, but is was also SHOCK UNDERWEAR and I didn't yet know about the shock part of the underwear. I was already embarsed, but had no choice but to try it on, since I had to be polite & MY MOM WAS THERE. They told me I was six and needed to get out of tidy whitys. Next I go to try in on & it's shocking me around my waist. It hurt like Hell. Next thing I know, is I'm running into the living room and the shock boxers are shocking me. I have never been so embarsed, even though I got $2,000.00 from them, since money is no object for them. To this day, I still wear tidy whitys.

by freindly tip29 June 1, 2009

The shit stain on the underwear of life

What eminem describes himself as in the song Won`t Back Down (ft. Pink)

...Shut the fuck up listen while my shits playin`Im the shit stain on the underwear of life..

by blu3hat February 27, 2011

saxx underwear

Underwear for dudes with big dicks.

Girl 1: woah I heard that he wears SAXX underwear!

Girl 2: oh you know what that means 😏

by nyello_ May 28, 2017

tube steak smothered in underwear

A term to describe a an erect penis that is ready to use. Similar to tube steak.

"What do you want to eat?"
"How about a tube steak smothered in underwear."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

Socks and Underwear

The feeling you get when you have to urinate, but when you make it to the bathroom the urge to take a horrific dump hits you like a steamroller. It's comparable to a christmas present you would get from your grandmother. You pick up the package and you squeeze/shake it. It feels like and looks like socks, but when you unwrap the gift it turns out to be socks AND underwear. Apply that principle to the bathroom. You go in and it feels like a 30 second wizz job much like the Christmas present feels like only socks, but once you get started you realize that a turd is on its way and can't be stopped which is kind of like the surprise you get when you open a package you believe to be only socks but there turns out to be underwear there as well.

Guy "E" and Guy "C" are playing video games. Guy "E" says "be right back...gotta make tinkle." Guy "E" returns 10 minutes later. Guy "C" asks "what took so long." Guy "E" replies: "Sorry man, socks and underwear"

by Evan Thorn December 9, 2008