under the kitchen table

A woman so desperate for a man, ANY man, that she'll suck him off while he's eating at the kitchen table.

She'll do any man, any way, any time. She's like a bitch under the kitchen table waiting for some scraps to fall.

by Jez Me September 25, 2010

Under the pool table

Sex term when a female sucks on a male's testicles before giving him oral sex.

Sara went under the pool table while I was sitting on the couch

by Yellow-Fire December 9, 2002

You can sleep me under the table any day

Gay

"You can sleep me under the table any day"

-zeroNine

by MeowMixturesOfDoom2010 August 4, 2010

feet under the table

Unwelcome person dining at your table.

Her new nigga is at my old house with his feet under the table.

by D Chris April 22, 2024

Cookies Under The Table

When you’re fingering someone while they’re in their hands and knees

Hey, get on the bed so we can get some cookies under the table

by ToastedSweeney September 20, 2022

Moose Under the Table

Similar meaning to Elephant in the Room, only this one is used north of the ole Border there, eh?

We all sat through the entire meeting in awe that nobody had addressed the Moose Under the Table

by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022

Under The Table

A place where shy guys go when they want you to join them to do the frick-frack.

Leah: Why is Henry under the table?
Lauren: He's waiting for you.
Leah: Please. We'd do it on top.

by Karisuta November 3, 2018