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hairy undergrowth

When a female forgets or heaven forbids refuses to shave her pussy or ass crack and the pubes gain a foothold with terrifying results
Linda I don't want to upset you, but you should shave your hairy undergrowth, because I anit going down there till the lawn is mown,
by mitch00uk March 30, 2015
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Undergrizzle

This is what the taint region on a Male or female turns into after lack of proper maintenance. Transformation is sped up due to muggy climates and prolonged exposure to swampnuts or swampass. If odor is present, transformation is complete.
Damn bro, when was the last time you showered? You should probably tend to that undergrizzle.
by Pudgyninja July 15, 2018
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The Velvet Underground

The Velvet Underground proved to the world that noise can be beautiful, thus influenced Jim Morrison, Joy Division, Sonic Youth, Nirvana, The Strokes, they invented punk.
Listen to the The Velvet Underground´s album White Light / White Heat and look at the year that was, you think that all the music sounded so at these times.
by Beto on the rocks March 16, 2008
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Underground Pimple

An immensely painful zit that develops seemingly under the epidermis and makes that spot sensitive to touch for days. A bit of a scientific oddity, since zits are supposed to be infected pores, but these things clearly have deeper intentions.
Jake: Whoa dude did you get hit in the forehead with a tack hammer?

Rob: What? Wait - sigh. It's my underground pimple.

Jake: Jesus dude, stick a needle in it already.
by Anchova December 8, 2011
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underguns

The flabby gelatinous skin-mass found on the underside of post menopausal women.
"Hey dawg, did you see the underguns on Angela Landsbury on last night's episode of Murder She Wrote."
by Kyle Wilkinson October 30, 2007
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The Velvet Underground

One of the greatest bands to ever bless the world with their mind blowing music.
Sweet Jane by The Velvet Underground is what I am listening to right now
by the_soul_man December 14, 2010
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Kingwood Underground

Supposed community website for Kingwood, TX. Most commonly used by overweight housewives to argue with each other over pointless topics, though there are some people who are respectful and post useful information. Forget about a civil discussion about anything. Almost every other topic results in a flame war between two individuals who would rather argue with someone they don't even know then do something productive.

Y'all need to grow up.
Worst Uses of Kingwood Underground....

Sherry had housework to do but instead she spent her whole day arguing with someone on Kingwood Underground. At the end of day she realized how pointless this was but the next day she did it again. See SSDD

Bob spent his whole day posting conspiracy theories copied from CNN and Yahoo! on Kingwood Underground instead of playing with his kids.

Jim starts 15 threads a day with bad jokes and stupid pictures.

Mandy read my definition on Urban Dictionary and is deeply offended. She then posts it on Kingwood Underground and says that I in fact have no life for posting this and I am a troll. Everyone agrees with her in order to make themselves feel better about their bad habit.

Best Uses of Kingwood Underground....

Janice had some useful information to post about construction work on Northpark. She posted the information on Kingwood Underground and it saved people time on their commute.

John posted a prayer thread for his brother who was battling cancer. The over whelming showing of support helped John get through the difficult time.

Kate needed help with her iPod. Luckily there were plenty of people on Kingwood Underground to help her.
by 186305 July 13, 2009
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