McMicken U-Turn

Sexual act in which you perform oral sex on a woman, starting at the clitoris, then licking all the way down the labia majoras and making your way to the asshole, around and back to the clit.

Girl 1: so how was it last night?
Girl 2: oh my god, he did the McMicken U-turn to me! i can barely stand!
Girl 1: wow, im soo damp!

by O.G. Bo Vice January 21, 2010

Chicano U-Turn

To make an abrupt u-turn ghetto style.

Your driving and all of sudden you need to turn around, so you do so on the spot, whether you need to hold up traffic or not.
See example: Ah shit I forgot my wallet man make a chicano u-turn yeah.

by vinayjs October 4, 2006

German U-Turn

The act of shagging a male and /or female in the arse while in the missionary position. In some cases requiring a bent or large and slightly flacid penis, due to required bending.

Joseph: So what did you two get up to last night?
James: I was on top, then decided to flop out the German U-Turn . . . straight in the arse!!1 haha
Joseph: NICE!!!!

by Joseph OsBeel Davey May 15, 2008

mexican u turn

to make a u turn across nearly all lanes of traffic, on really wide roads must cross at least four

Jake was lucky that there wasn't any traffic when he pulled a mexican u turn

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

Bathroom U-Turn

When you take a shit, leave the stall, turn right back around, sit down, and take another shit.

lul mah boiiii made a bathroom u-turn after 2nd dinner done got served.

by mattymetro May 10, 2007

u-turn dick

describes a man whose penis does a 180 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a horse shoe like effect.
nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!

shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!

nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!
Source: Chris Carr, Fredericton, New Brunswick

nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!

shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!

nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!

by Chris Carr December 13, 2008

The old U Turn

When a man is heading down a womans body to give her oral pleasure and discovers a bad scent and starts making his way back up.

I was with this chick on Tuesday, kissing her stomach about to go down on her and smelled a stinky puss. I did the old U Turn, what else could I do?

by MsHahLee August 10, 2014